Bastard Fry

When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).

"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"

Bastard Fry by 2smokingbarrels May 23, 2012

frying pan bastard

when someone is said to be fat who is a bastard

rich is a frying pan bastard

frying pan bastard by APR May 8, 2003

social bastardry 

someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.

could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.

social bastardry by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009

fat bastardry 

going out to eat and ordering a large stack of pancakes ala mode as a follow-up to the meal.

I thought he said "pound cake ala mode" when she asked if we wanted dessert, but then she came back with 3 huge pancakes covered with ice cream, whipped cream and fudge! That's some serious fat bastardry!

fat bastardry by vish213 August 10, 2010

bastardry 

of or pertaining to bastards, or having general bastard-like qualities.

When it comes to golf, DL3 has reached the pinnacle of bastardry.

bastardry by MoSideburnsbanterbuddy August 12, 2004

rat bastardry

noun: A specific act so vile that could only be committed by a rat bastard. Also, the art and science of being a rat bastard.

Cheating at cards and then lying about it when caught is an egregious act of rat bastardry.

Bruce is such and ass. He must be studying for his degree in rat bastradry.

rat bastardry by Queenie II December 14, 2008

bastardry 

A term used to describe actions against your favour.

"You cant go anywhere these days without running into a gatso! Bastardry!"

bastardry by Buzz December 20, 2003