Bastard Fry
When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).
Bastard Fry by 2smokingbarrels May 23, 2012
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frying pan bastard
frying pan bastard by APR May 8, 2003
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social bastardry
someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.
could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.
social bastardry by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009
fat bastardry
I thought he said "pound cake ala mode" when she asked if we wanted dessert, but then she came back with 3 huge pancakes covered with ice cream, whipped cream and fudge! That's some serious fat bastardry!
fat bastardry by vish213 August 10, 2010
bastardry
bastardry by MoSideburnsbanterbuddy August 12, 2004
rat bastardry
noun: A specific act so vile that could only be committed by a rat bastard. Also, the art and science of being a rat bastard.
Cheating at cards and then lying about it when caught is an egregious act of rat bastardry.
Bruce is such and ass. He must be studying for his degree in rat bastradry.
Bruce is such and ass. He must be studying for his degree in rat bastradry.
rat bastardry by Queenie II December 14, 2008
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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