4 definitions by 2smokingbarrels

Bastard Fry

When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).

"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"

by 2smokingbarrels February 28, 2012

Tweet Fighter

A Twitter user having a back-and-fourth argument on Twitter with another Twitter user.

CyborgSuperman: @alitereve You're an insensitive dick

Alitereve: @cyborgsuperman You're an overly sensitive prick

CyborgSuperman: @alitereve Touché

RyanDesigns: @alitereve @cyborgsuperman Get a room, Tweet Fighters.

by 2smokingbarrels December 4, 2009

Gooch Stain

After finishing cardio at the gym and moving to weights, the Gooch Stain is what remains on the seats of gym equipment after you complete your sets. The gooch is where the sweat from your back and front collect during rigorous exercise. The Gooch Stain can be likened to the Snail Trail, albeit in a non-sexual way.

Jeff: "Alright, dude, I'm done with my sets. Your turn."

Royce: (disgusted) "Um, yeah ... would ya mind wiping off the seat there, fatty? Your gooch stain is making me want to ralph.

by 2smokingbarrels October 24, 2008

Download Version 2.0

Taking a crap; going #2

Uh-oh. Can we stop by the computer lab real quick? I need to download version 2.0

by 2smokingbarrels May 13, 2008