Definitions by Buzz

snail print 

The juice or nectar that flows from the gash of an aroused female homosapien, when left as a straight swath of residue on some object (such as a couch or sheet) that made direct contact with the aforementioned gash.

Damn holmes, after I done crushed Meds in the hiney hine, she drag a big ole snail print across my moms new sectional couch.

Hey Jones, come smell this snail print.

snail print by Buzz October 18, 2006

PNB 

Santa hater. One who hates Santa Claus.

Pnb busted that mall santa's head right open.

PNB by Buzz March 3, 2005

Toadie 

Drunk. Having lost time with no recollection. Creatively blonde.

I really pulled a Toadie this weekend!

Toadie by Buzz February 9, 2005

spandau

An 80's derogatory term for an obsessive fan of new romantic music or other new wave bands with funny haircuts. Originates from the pop group Spandau Ballet and was heavily used in the Santa Barbara, CA area.

Look at those spandaus listening to Depeche Mode in the quad. Is that guy wearing makeup?

spandau by buzz January 5, 2005

ballhammer 

A major annoyance. A situation that causes dread in one's life.

Damn, waking up to my clock radio playing that Don Henley cover by the Ataris was such the ballhammer.

ballhammer by buzz January 4, 2005

shoalbait

One who attracts that which is shoal. The word is from Carpinteria, CA.

Dude, Jaiah was scamming with some State Park shoalbait from Slimey Valley down at Jelly Bowl.

shoalbait by buzz January 4, 2005

BuZz3r 

1.A very large cow that smells like a ronchy pig.
2.A fat persons ass.
3.A large pimple on a horses ass.

1.You mom is a BuZz3r.
2.You dad has a BuZz3r.
3.Your mom and your like to eat a BuZz3R

BuZz3r by BuZz October 28, 2004