Bassbreaker

The shittiest amp ever know to man. It's known to make people cry if they look at it. No one likes the Bassbreaker. If you say you do, you're lying. You don't like it. You hate it. Everyone does. And if you're one of those sociopaths that ACTUALLY like the Bassbreaker, you sholud jump off a cliff or something. Humanity is better off without you.

Dear Fender.

Roses are red,
Violes are blue
Your Bassbreaker is fucking shit
It makes me wanna puke

(This is the shittiest poem I have ever written in my entire life.)

"I fucking hate the Bassbreaker, bro."
"Me too, bro. It makes me wanna cry, bro."
"Me too, bro"

by IdontLikeTheBassbreaker December 08, 2022