When having intercourse, the female lays face first on the ground. The male will climb up a
tree, imitating a wild gorilla. The male then dives off a
tree and lands on the female, inserting into her. The male then lodges onto the female, lifts her off his scrotum, and throws her 30
ft in the air. On her way down, the male will knee her in the back using his superhuman gorilla strength, which will crush her spine. This ends with the female laying on the ground cringing in
pain, while the male inserts Raising Cane's
sauce into the deceased uterus for lubrication, while watching Dave Ramsey's Total Money Maker.
Troy: "Damn, what happened to Gabriella?!"
Ryan: "I heard that
Chad fucked her so
hard her spine
busted!"
Troy: "He must've done the Wild Rainforest Gorilla BackBreaker.."