bashford

bashford is a insult for someone who is useless or lousy.

Your so bashford
or
What a bashford

by James October 15, 2004

bashford

a willy wonker. a guy with such a small dick and really small hands. He normally sucks at video games and is a real try hard in everything.

Wow, hes such a fucking bashford
jeez dude, i can't believe he's such a bashford

by Lossins June 14, 2017

Maggie Bashford

One of the most amazing girls I have ever met. She is absolutely beautiful, has a great personality, and always knows how to make me laugh. She loves to play Minecraft and is obsessed with her little dog Rambo.

Maggie Bashford, will you be my girlfriend?

by reidabook April 17, 2013

Bashforth

A breed of strong Norwegian super soldiers, that date back to ancient times. It is said that Zeus had an affair with a Scandinavian princess, which started the ancestry line of these royal Norweyan Kings. The breed was so strong, Hitler himself wanted to make them his soldiers. They consist of blond hair, blue eyes, and are extremely aggressive, and non-passive. Can go from Yahtzee to Nazi instantaneously. An attack can be sensed when the words "Really! (fill in name or object) Really!?"

Jim-Dude that guy looks like a Bashforth!
Fred-Dude be careful, he looks insane.

by Juanitopapito November 16, 2010

Basford-Day

Basford-Day is the expression for having an extremely lazy day.
Most notably the day we will be spent in bed (Only wearing boxer shorts / underwear) watching star wars, films, playing computer games (most notably simulator games) other internet videos on a laptop while just laying there in your pit.

Guy One - What have you been up to today?
Guy Two - Absolutely Nothing
Guy One - Had a Basford-Day then?
Guy Two - Yeah

by TheBDog84 August 29, 2013

bassford

a screwed up male or female that is transgender

you are a dirty bassford

by Mason is loved by berkley July 31, 2016

Basford-Pruning

Basford-Pruning is the act of grooming one self. Most often associated with the trimming of the pubic region, but can also mean a beard trim or hair cut. Most often used before a hot date or before an important occasion.

Guy One: You taking that girl out tonight?
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared

by MrBDog84 August 29, 2013