Bashforth 

A breed of strong Norwegian super soldiers, that date back to ancient times. It is said that Zeus had an affair with a Scandinavian princess, which started the ancestry line of these royal Norweyan Kings. The breed was so strong, Hitler himself wanted to make them his soldiers. They consist of blond hair, blue eyes, and are extremely aggressive, and non-passive. Can go from Yahtzee to Nazi instantaneously. An attack can be sensed when the words "Really! (fill in name or object) Really!?"

Jim-Dude that guy looks like a Bashforth!
Fred-Dude be careful, he looks insane.

Bashforth by Juanitopapito November 16, 2010

balforth 

The feeling that one experiences in the vacinity of one's butthole after not showering for many days.

Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.

Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.

balforth by thrain May 4, 2005

Ashforth 

A Large Goat From Sweden, Usually Found In Forests.

I Saw An Ashforth In Sweden, Dude!

Ashforth by Lucy C January 21, 2007

Bamforth 

The most coolest of the cools.

A word, most commonly a name but also used as an adjective, to describe someone or something of optimum awesome-ness.

B stands for beautiful.
A stands for amazing.
M stands for marvellous.
F stands for fantastic.
O stands for outstanding.
R stands for ravishing.
T stands for tremendous.
H stands for hilarious.

You look so bamforth today!
I wish I was more Bamforth.

Bamforth by ILOVEELF.COM March 31, 2011

bashmouth

The taste in your mouth the morning after a party, as if you want to shave your tongue.

Side-effects may include one or all of the following:

-Cottonmouth

-Coughing, vomiting, and/or dry-heaving,

-Massive headache but throat too dry to swallow aspirin,

-Aversion to natural light,

-Minor/Spatial amnesia

-Wanting or using more alcohol to flush down the taste,

-While taking a shower, drinking from the same water by inclining head upwards,

-Excessive swallowing,

-Excessive drinking,

-Physical weakness,

-Cranial expansion,

-Overweight or otherwise girl of questionable attractiveness in or near your bed,

-Blue handprints on your toilet.

See bash.

Friend#1: "Oh come on, we're all headed to breakfast, who cares if you're eyebrows are missing?"

Friend#2: "It's not that, I've got some major bashmouth that I'm killing with this bottle of vodka, so shut that fucking door, you're letting the light in."

bashmouth by Luke the Nuke October 5, 2006

Gashforth 

Something so horrendously unenjoyable that it may be more enjoyable trapping your bollocks in a doorframe

I feel f**king gashforth!

Gashforth by riceyjp February 26, 2009

balforth 

The feeling that one experiences in the vacinity of one's butthole after not showering for many days.

Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.

Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.

balforth by Josh Fix May 4, 2005