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basil's.fluffyhair 

my favourite mutual<3
really funny

definitely hot
basil's.fluffyhair is an amazing person and they deserve the world
basil's.fluffyhair by sponnong July 18, 2021

Basil’s wife

His wife that is deadly in love with him and wants him forever and would do anything to see him happy
Basil’s wife loves looking at his eyes
Basil’s wife by Swaeallday September 15, 2021

Basil's Walmart 

When a keyboard warrior condescendingly suggests that participating in democracy is lazy or näive, and that the real way to enact meaningful change in the world is to commit some act of righteous political violence, and then goes on to do no such terroristic act, opting instead to continue to participate in more internet flame wars. Used by edgy teens and armchair anarchists to prove how cool and woke they are.

Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")
Natalie keeps saying that "Voting for any candidate is submitting to a broken system" and "What we need is revolution!", but she's just window shopping at Basil's Walmart.
Basil's Walmart by WarWeasel August 29, 2024

Basil’s Law 

All bourgeois political kayfabe boils down to projected raceplay fetishes
Person1: That black feminist chick from college just posted her white boyfriend on her insta

Person2: dude…. Basil’s Law!!!
Basil’s Law by MMAFayce January 23, 2024

Basil's law 

Basil’s law is an axiom coined by twitter user and Bronze Age Pervert enthusiast Basil (neobactrian). Per the law every bourgeois political kayfabe boils down to projected raceplay fetishes.
Person 1: did you know Shanaya the raging black feminist has a white boyfriend?

Person 2: Dude!!! Basil's law
Basil's law by MMAFayce February 1, 2024

The Babel’s 

One of the most sped families in the world the Babel’s known for Jessica Babel’s son Joshua in a housfire/attempt of suicide. All other kids are either on house arrest or fucking Shannon
Tony got nailed by the Babel’s again?!