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Basteo
A word that could mean whatever the user wants it to, coined by a famous Tik Tok creator: "thescumbagdad."
The word has been used for many purposes, from cooking meat to harvesting wild rice, and even the creator of the word doesn't know what it means.
The word has been used for many purposes, from cooking meat to harvesting wild rice, and even the creator of the word doesn't know what it means.
Person 1: "So this is how you properly make a brownie"
Thescumbagdad: "No, you're actually making cookies."
Person 1: "You're going to want to start by oiling the pan."
Thescumbagdad: "No, you don't want to do that, you will ruin the basteo."
Thescumbagdad: "No, you're actually making cookies."
Person 1: "You're going to want to start by oiling the pan."
Thescumbagdad: "No, you don't want to do that, you will ruin the basteo."
Basteo by AdyreDivine November 20, 2022
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basteo
This word has no particular meaning, but it has several uses. Some guy on tik tok "the scumbag dad" made it and it's really just used to critique someone's method of doing things.
Tiktoker: "So this is how you..."
The scumbag dad: "Actually no you're doing it wrong there's no Basteo.
The scumbag dad: "Actually no you're doing it wrong there's no Basteo.
basteo by Wordkeyholder November 20, 2022
John Basedow
A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."
Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."
Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
John Basedow by tito puente August 30, 2006
basteo
A word used for several purposes, usually all intended to criticize someone else on their methods for making something. The word was created by "thescumbagdad," a tik tok creator who used this term so often, that it's becoming used among other creators and platforms.
Harry baldeon
Harry baldeon is a tender and concravagous specimen. Sometimes he dabbles into the exploitation of young girls but he means no harm. His scrumptious thirst for woman can never be ceased and he will always thrive for fat juicy nyash no matter the age. He also yearns to become a lightskin god. DIOOOOOOOON.
Harry baldeon by Baldeonlegacy June 21, 2022
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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