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A word that could mean whatever the user wants it to, coined by a famous Tik Tok creator: "thescumbagdad."

The word has been used for many purposes, from cooking meat to harvesting wild rice, and even the creator of the word doesn't know what it means.
Person 1: "So this is how you properly make a brownie"
Thescumbagdad: "No, you're actually making cookies."
Person 1: "You're going to want to start by oiling the pan."
Thescumbagdad: "No, you don't want to do that, you will ruin the basteo."
Basteo by AdyreDivine November 20, 2022
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This word has no particular meaning, but it has several uses. Some guy on tik tok "the scumbag dad" made it and it's really just used to critique someone's method of doing things.
Tiktoker: "So this is how you..."
The scumbag dad: "Actually no you're doing it wrong there's no Basteo.
basteo by Wordkeyholder November 20, 2022
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Basteo • baste • basted • basterd • Baster • Bastion • Bastion main • bastos • bastette • baston
A word used for several purposes, usually all intended to criticize someone else on their methods for making something. The word was created by "thescumbagdad," a tik tok creator who used this term so often, that it's becoming used among other creators and platforms.
MATT: "Let's first knead this dough."
thescumbagdad: "No you can't do that, it will burn all the basteo."
basteo by Dekmis November 20, 2022

Rick Baster 

Rick Baster was born on June 16, 1994 in Barcelona, Spain. Rick is a multi-discipline and mixed-media artist. Actor, musician, photographer, painter and graphic designer, known for Merlí (2015), The Next Skin (2016) and Violet Rabbit (2021).

His debut single "Intro", made him into the #35 Top 200 iTunes Charts in Africa (2020), with more than 30.000 streams in 2 weeks.
Rick Baster by flashrecord March 26, 2022

[GM] Bastet 

-Fat psychic that knows everything about your ways to detect MVPs.
Don't try to argue with it, you might aswell give up, there's no point since it'll just say that you're rule-lawyering and reject whatever you say. Did I mention it is a psychic?

-If it's after you, run for you life, cause if it jumps onto you, you're done for. Careful, it knows about your movements aswell, its a psychic.

-Bastet is also used to describe something increbibly huge/heavy/fat. Oh and psychics.
GM Bastet: I will break it down more.
GM Bastet: You have a way of detecting MVP's.
poor random guy (LOLTHOMAS): LOL?
GM Bastet: We know about it.
*b&*

"e__e hate u
die in a fire
hope you get hit by a bastet"
[GM] Bastet by lolme January 8, 2009
A hero in overwatch that requires zero skill and is able to get an insane amount of kills. Often called the "point and click adventure" because his sentry form only requires you to point and click.
"I'm going Bastion guys."
"the point and click adventure begins."
Bastion by Basolatite July 1, 2016
Baste & redpilled
baste by Anonymous April 4, 2019
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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