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My coolest 2-year-younger-than-me cousin that lives in pennsylvania (even though he my only 2-year-younger-than-me cousin that lives in pennsylvania) AND HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO IM PEOPLE!!!

well, he's my only 2-year-younger-than-me cousin that lives in pennsylvania, so i guess the best example is... Baruch

by Akiva September 11, 2003

Jay Baruchel

French-Canadian actor. Can speak French fluently. Was on Popular Mechanics for Kids and Undeclared. He was a cute ass geek in Fanboys, and an even cuter one as Kevin Sandusky in Tropic Thunder. Was also in Knocked Up with Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Martin Starr, etc. Super cool in I'm Reed Fish. Played Norah's sexy bad ass ex who has amazing style in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. Total cutie. Melts my hart.

<3s Montreal and hates Los Angeles, only is in LA for acting, and has the Maple Leaf tattoed on his heart.

Needless to say, he's an amazing underrated actor and is one sexy, nerdy, mother fucker.

person: did you see Jay Baruchel in Nick & Norah?
another person: YEAH!!!11!1! UNF UNF UNF!!1!

by whatdidusay June 28, 2009

Do a Baruchi

Committing to a bicycle ride and at the last moment, to give a lame excuse and leave everyone waiting.

He said he would come out for the bike ride, 5 minutes before the starting time he claimed his Brazilian uncle was sleeping on his cycling clothes, we told him not to do a baruchi but he left us in the rain and went back to sleep. #doabaruchi

by Brazilian baruchi January 26, 2018

Baruch College Campus High School

BCCHS is located smack in the center of office buildings in which rich old white men work and go on vape breaks next to the school's entrance. They also eat with us at fancy lunch places like Prett a manger and Cava. Don't expect to spend less than $10 on lunch here. We spend most of our time in Taza Deli drinking watered down iced hazelnut coffee and eating overpriced salad. The prices are raised every day because the sophmores keep stealing Snapple and juuling in the back. We call ourselves Baruchians to feel special and entitled. Our building is broken and crusty and only has 5 floors but you can go to the dirty 6th floor and hookup with ugly boys in secret. Every week a few students get stuck in the elevator but don't worry because they're all still alive. We basicalaly own Madison Square park. All of our teachers are millennials and use memes in their lessons but most of them can't pass their students for the regents. We like to gossip with them about our social issues and emotional shortcomings. We have 0.2 ap classes and a gym the size of your average living room with complementing mustard lighting. Almost everyone goes to Syracuse or Binghampton but we like to tell people that we have students at ivy leagues because someone went to Harvard 8 years ago. We love our parent coordinator and our security guards and our assistant principal is a skater who listens to Avril Lavigne.

Blue Devil pride!!! BEST SCHOOL EVER ELRO K

Someone: *complains about Baruch College Campus High School*
Baruch Student: *aggressively snaps*
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Baruchian: Hey, what's your grade average for this quarter?
Every other Baruchian: 95.
Baruchian: Bro didn't you fail the regents???
Every other Baruchian: Yeah bro but my teacher told me all of my homework assignments were extraordinary cuz I didn't leave white space when I annotated.

by hasudhwehd July 22, 2019

baruch plan

After WWII the United States developed a disarmament plan to turn the American stockpile of bombs over to an international agency. President Truman appointed Bernard Baruch who added sanctions against violators and exempt the international agency from the UN veto. The plan preserved the American atomic monopoly for an indefinite future.

The Baruch Plan was influsnced by Army Chief of Staff, Dwight Eisenhower.

by Laurenee May 9, 2006

Baruch

An amazingly sexy, strong man who is able to give a woman immense pleasure both physically and emotionally. He unintentionally hypnotizes them and so that they keep coming back for more. Other men wish they were like him and try to imitate his behavior in order to attract women.

He wasn't a player at all. Within a short period of time she was completely addticted to his type of love. He was a genuine Baruch.

by Stefagna February 9, 2010

Baruch College

Baruch College is one of the schools within the City University of New York. It is the most ethnically diverse college in the United States (according to U.S. News & World Report). Although its student body includes a small percentage of nerds of all ethnic groups, the increasing majority of students comprises extremely lazy, smart-ass thugs from the former U.S.S.R. The female counterpart of this group includes snotty, but overachieving women who are obsessed about their clothing and their GPAs. Other more deserving minorities are decidedly in the minority, and are currently being pushed to the back of the educational bus. There are many leather coats, Kiev Dynamo shirts, overly-worked fingernails, 5" spiked heels, etc. throughout the campus adding to the generally slimey atmosphere.

Yo, dat Ukie bitch think she hot shit. Well, I go to BaRuCh, and eat Russkies for lunch.

by Sasha December 7, 2004