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A "city" in the middle of Florida. It is in Polk County, in between Lakeland, Mulberry, and Winterhaven. It is also in between Orlando and Tampa. It is the road to everywhere and also the road to nowhere.
"So you live in Lakeland?" -Dude from Lakeland

"No. I'm from Bartow." - Bartow resident

"I'm sorry." -Dude from Lakeland

"You should be. You live in Polk County." -Bartow resident
Bartow by Nerdcrafter January 11, 2010
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Lame ass town in Central Florida east of the Tampa Bay area. The epitome of wanksterism, every black kid here seems to think they're a blood or crip. Some might even threaten you with their AK's and choppers that dont even exist!
"Im from Bartow. Watch me put a red flag on the left side like a retard."
Bartow by Foress Whitaka November 10, 2006

Bartow County, Georgia 

On the outskirts of the Atlanta Metropolitan area, Where Cartersville is.

Demographics:

Majority Redneck

eve barlow 

Amber heards turd
Did you hear? Amber left an Eve Barlow on johnnys bed
eve barlow by Overamber May 30, 2022

bardownski 

A hockey term that describes shooting the puck at the net and having it hit the crossbar and drop down into the goal. It is most know from Letterkenny.
Don't be a idiot Schmelz, it only counts if you go BARDOWNSKI
bardownski by Letterkenny May 14, 2016

clint barton 

Member of the superhero team the Avengers.
He is a wizard with a bow and arrow often not needing to look at his target and still being able to hit his mark
clint barton by Lupin80 November 24, 2013

Bartoszian

The highest possible level of mastering one’s craft. On par with Jesus.
Bartosz’s 100 game clean sheet streak with nothing short of Bartoszian.
Bartoszian by Bartalot February 25, 2021