Lakeland

A "city" in between Tampa and Orlando intersected by I4 which lacks in any originality and consists of only chain resturants and stores such as McDonalds and Waffle House. This is where Publix originated and is it's only claim to fame. The swan is Lakeland's symbol, no matter where you are in Lakeland, you can see a swan wether it be a real one being slaughtered by one of the local hicks or a statue of one colored or dressed to fit its particular location. Kau Kau Koner is a racist bar which is the only one in the area where you aren't as likely to be stabbed as the other shitty bars in the area. The reason for this is because it is the only one that the students of Florida Southern College can go to and make it back to school after a long nights drink. The downtown area is not entirely bad as long as you stay away from places such as Memorial Blvd, where you will be stampeded by homeless people morning, noon and night.
Thursday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Friday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Saturday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"

P.S. Don't go to Lakeland... Ever
by Lizzle Pizzle December 28, 2007
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Lakeland

A city that is in Polk County, Florida. It consists of Publix and mexicans. There is also a lot of Weeaboos.
Guy 1: "Let's take a vacation to Florida!"
Guy 2: "Fuck that, Florida sucks."
Guy 1: "But my buddy lives down in Lakeland, we can stay at his place!"
Guy 2: *shoots Guy 1*
by OGHarold July 01, 2015
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The most sophisticated rest stop in the eastern US. Located conveniently between Orlando and Tampa on I-4, and featuring numerous grocery stores and fast food chains, as well as several quality movie theaters, this little town appeared as a top-100 tourist attractins for 2005 in central-to-eastern florida, edging out disney world to make this prestigious list. see also bland,dull,emo, redneck,monotomy.
Hey, what do you say we stop in Lakeland to grab a sub from Publix and fill up on gas?
by MyNameIsBrad June 22, 2005
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Lakeland

A city in Central Florida that is located between Tampa and Orlando on the I-4 tech corridor. The city has recently transformed itself into a technology hub of the East Coast. Here, many start up tech companies have taken home and allowed the area to support higher educational facilities.

Having a variety college students, the Lakeland Metro area is home to 6 regional universities. These universities include the University of South Florida Polytechnic, Florida Southern, Southeastern University, Polk State College, and many more. As a result of this influx of college students, the town itself caters to a mix of young adults as well as families.

The nightlife is very diverse in Downtown Lakeland. On a standard night, the locals can sample Cuban, Irish, New Orleans, and sports bars. The hot dog stand is absolutely clutch in this town as it helps stop a hangover and serves any topping you want including chili and cheese.

Brewz Crewz is a must as the city closes down its streets to cars, so that hundreds of people can participate in drinking as many beers as possible in public. Lakeland is known also for closing off downtown streets at night for first friday.
Want to stop off in Lakeland and eat as many chili cheese dogs and pipos as possible?
by It gives you wings! April 14, 2010
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The # 1 shit hole of Polk County. Filled with wet backs, niggers, crackers, and hobos. Oh, and hookers by the thousands on Wabash(the most run down street ever,filled with whores and pimp mexicans). Great place to find dealers of all sorts on every street corner. Even the popos roll a joint now and then.
Drunk #1- Imma go to Lakeland and get me some fine 20 dollar whores on Wabash.
Drunk #2- Hell yea, I got me some twentys in my pocket bro.(slurring a bit)
Drunk #1- Double head!(passes out)
Drunk #2- Oh shit, man!(runs away)
by Cerinthe August 02, 2011
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Lakeland is a beautiful girl she is always by your side and is ready to take on the world with you. You will never want her to leave your life because it would be a disaster. she loves everyone and she will forgive you no matter what you do. she knows how to help you is difficult situations and will always be there for you don’t lose this girl because you will NEVER find another one like her she is one of a kind and the most beautiful girl In the world I want to marry this girl :)
This goes to my baby girl Lakeland
by My baby girl June 13, 2019
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A psychiatric hospital in Springfield, MO...
A place where people under 18 are sent when they are fucked up or crazy...or are a 13 year old crack whore...
alot of lesbians..asians..and black people are the counselors
"Dude? What happened to Johnny"?
"Man...he molested some little kid when he was high on Xanax...they sent his ass to Lakeland!"
by Carlos Deluna July 11, 2008
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