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Tossing someone off in a bar. This usually involves polish people and a lot of body odour.
*in polish* hey...did you enjoy your bartoss last night

Yeah but she smelt like a fat guy.
Bartoss by Itschloe May 29, 2018
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Barpissin 

the act of urinating at the bar vs. making the trip to the bathroom
Minding my own business at a sports bar in Chicago when I feel something against my feet and legs. Turns out the guy next to me was Barpissin so he wouldn't miss any of the game.
Barpissin by superxxx June 6, 2010
The act of performing spiritual rituals to the Gods in order to get snow days.
Person I: I want a four day weekend, perform some bartosis.
Person II: K.
Bartosis by Logan Serman February 15, 2007

bartoise 

Retard driver at sunspace, also the realist nigga i know. crodi up bart.
BARTOISE is at the door
DAMN LET THAT NIGGA IN!!!!!!
bartoise by BARTOISEBART September 12, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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