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Bartoszian

The highest possible level of mastering one’s craft. On par with Jesus.
Bartosz’s 100 game clean sheet streak with nothing short of Bartoszian.
Bartoszian by Bartalot February 25, 2021
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Chuck Bartowski 

Chuck Bartowski is a t.v. character played by Zachary Levi. He is a normal guy until he downloads government secrets into his head (the Intersect). He is the coolest nerd/spy ever.
Chuck Bartowski: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.
Chuck Bartowski by delayen November 26, 2010

Hector Barbossa 

He's a pirate, scallywag, and a captain. He can be evil and cruel on the outside but inside he's charming and a gentleman.
You better love Hector Barbossa or your a crazy!
Hector Barbossa by lovesbarbossa August 1, 2017
A Polish traditional male name. A super guy who is very passionate and affectionate and has a very complex nature. He can give a lot of caring and love to the ones he respect and loves. A very intelligent person. A fantastic lover, kisser and a party animal, you always want to hang with.
He can be shy and troubled by what others think about him;( Great potential. Often has artistic inclination and it is difficult for him to confront the reality because of the Existential Angst.
Bartosz! You're such a sexy mind!
Bartosz by Great_Gatsby June 15, 2011
A traditional male polish man with a rather large penis who gets pussy on daily.
Bartosz has a big dick
Bartosz by Big polski d May 26, 2018
The best polish boyfriend with the biggest dick youl ever see. Big dick. Im talking about huge. Huge dick. He loves memes and is overprotective. Can spend hours on roblox. I know cause im his girlfriend.
Bartosz has a big peepee
Bartosz by Valentina.exe October 30, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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