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Blessings 

Blessings is an extremely talented and wonderful woman that is loved by all. She is a natural caregivers with a big heart. Like a mother, she will be there to take care of you, nurture you and listen in your times of need.

She is very emotional but doesn’t always express her emotions, feeling she will be a burden to the people around her.

Blessings harbours a light and uniqueness in her that everyone but herself can see.
She is smarter, more beautiful and lovelier than she’ll ever know.
You are the Blessings of my life
Blessings by pseudopseudonympseudo November 23, 2021

blessings from afar 

Refers to where, after you sneeze loudly, someone located a long distance from you smilingly calls, "Bless you!"
Upon exiting a middle-aged friend's dusty workshop after visiting with him for a while, I let out a humongous, "Vwah-FWHOOF!", complete with an exaggerated "blasted off my feet from the explosion" high-jump. Another pleasant-natured dude who was mowing his lawn on the adjoining property cheerfully responded, "Bless you!", even though he was more than a hundred feet away. A small and "casual" gesture, to be sure, but I never forgot it --- there's just something special and memorable about blessings from afar.
blessings from afar by QuacksO September 25, 2019

God’s Blessings

A term utilized to describe an action or an object that one deems a blessing from god, often used as a descriptor on social media posts to show off to one’s friends.
“Look, that dude posted a picture of himself in his kayak again saying ‘god’s blessings’!”

“That sunset is really pretty, it’s truly one of god’s blessings”
God’s Blessings by Tube Feed October 24, 2022

Count yo Blessings 

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs
John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings
Count yo Blessings by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020

sugar blessings 

The hot, delicious, sugar-glazed pockets of circular dough widely known as Krispy Kreme donuts. These donuts are well known for their ability to:
~Beckon you to their conveyer belt to watch these tasty angels be sugar coated and fried
~Possibly car wrecks when the HOT sign is on in order to receive a free donut
~Make you drive well over half an hour to reach the oasis that contains sweet and delightful Krispy Kreme donuts
Person A (ie. Jim): I could really go for some sugar blessings right now...
Person B (ie. Marty):Thats a mighty fine idea Jim! Lets go get us some of those sugar blessings!
Person A (ie. Jim): Wowza! Thanks a million Marty!
sugar blessings by RIPO'MALLEY November 27, 2016

compounded blessings 

Blessings that multiply and increase with the natural order of nature. (similar to compounded interest at a bank)
God has blessed me with compounded blessings. I have beautiful children and they have beautiful children, etc. I have a great job and from that job came other opportunities. I planted one rose bush and from there sprung other gorgeous plants.
compounded blessings by Anniebanni August 21, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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