Barteked

When a normal situation, becomes completely and totally fucked up.

That's Barteked!

by NCB2ply November 14, 2008

Bartek

Sexy af polish/ Slovakian kid that you want to marry.

Bartek came in the room and his looks blew me away.

by Facs not made up January 29, 2018

Bartek

A fit polish boy thats first girl is not good enough but his second will always be the best. He is kind and caring but cab get aggressive. Nice to the ones he loves. Easily forgives others. Doesn't want to hert close ones feelings. A funny personality that makes Every one laugh. An overall good person.

Bartek got rude to Brady but soon for gave him.

by Heheiwonderwho October 19, 2018

Bartek

(n): A large Oak Tree often found in Poland.
(n): A name given to individuals of Polish descent; a variation of the name "Bartholamew"
(n): A famous man residing in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, often found wearing Check Shirts and standing in front of Nuclear Power Plants around the world. Coined the term, "I'm waiting..."

1. That's a large Bartek in your backyard in Warsaw, Poland!

2. My child's name is Bartek.

3. Bartek was on the couch screaming, "I'm waiting..."

by Wendy Twang June 2, 2006

Bartek

A crazy dude, generally smokes a lot of weed. Can get annoyed now and again, Overall is a good guy to have a banter with and a good person to know.

Just saw a Bartek strolling through a park with a bong in his hand the other day

by maj ley July 26, 2013

Bartek

a guy with a big wood

haters'll say it's fake but I'm a bartek

by bartek bigwood October 21, 2019

bartek

1. When you see a song title made by your favorite producer or artist but the title actually never existed.

2. When (s)he switched or mixed up song titles and producer/artists.

Me: Is that a new song by Alan?

*looks at title* Alan Walker - Forcing

*searches song title on Google*

*nothing shows up*

Me: Wait a minute, that's a bartek! The song never existed!

by GabDoddYT August 29, 2019