Basteked 

Something that's been completely demolished, owned, pwnd, etc.

The house was basteked by the tornado.

Basteked by phampok August 5, 2008

bastered 

Somthing that Gray often calls people in place of bastard. He hope's that it will one day spread to the rest of the population.

You bastered!....wait a minuite, isn't it bastard?

I'd rather be a bastered than a bastard.

bastered by IronFist February 1, 2005

Barteked 

When a normal situation, becomes completely and totally fucked up.

That's Barteked!

Barteked by NCB2ply March 30, 2009