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Berry Town

A on the South Coast with dirty Surf Rats and People who have hair that smells like chicken Noodles.
Berry Town here i Come. Oh My look at the surf rat and the people that smell like chicken noodles.
Berry Town by T Pep February 26, 2011

Barryton 

A podunk town located in central lower Michigan, 35 miles from Central Michigan University. Known for its dilapidated bar, Murphy's, Barryton does not have a stop light. It's one of those towns that Alan Jackson sings about- where everyone knows you; the only beef you'll ever eat is butchered and sold at Hometown Grocery and going to Wal Mart is an all day, precisely planned trip. In Barryton you can't take a shit without the entire population knowing and gossiping about it, and the loss of one person is a loss for the entire town. The majority of Barryton's youth congregates at the sandhill where alot of fun is to be had.Located on M66, Barryton it's a "don't blink" kind of town.
Barrytoner 1: "Hey what's goin' on tonight?"

Barrytoner 2: "Oh, we're headin' up to Murph's for a few and then goin' to the sandhill with our quads. You up for it?"

Barrytoner 1: "Yeah I'm down for Murph's but I gotta open at William's in the mornin'"
Barryton by ClassyAnorexic April 6, 2008
A slum, a suburb on it's way out; references a number of cultural touchstones, including the author William Gibson, and the musical duo Steely Dan.
Man, I've got to get out of this barrytown before it drives me insane
barrytown by dijobo July 15, 2008

Barryton Flunt 

When nasal spray, such as Flonase, is used in a sex act that involves one partner spraying the contents into the vagina and then sniffing deeply.
I tried the Barryton Flunt last night. My sinuses have never been clearer.
Barryton Flunt by cabinman69 October 8, 2022