Eldonko's definitions

catastrophic dump

The mother of all bowel movements

Dave: Don't go into the toilet, I just had a catastrophic dump

by Eldonko January 1, 2012

Welsh

These people are acused of shagging sheep by their dim witted English neighbours. When they are accused of this, they reply "thats right boyo, I shag them and you eat them".

English dim witted fuck: "Yo Taffy you sheep shagger"
Taffy: "Ever wonder what the white bits on your lamb is that you enjoy eating so much? Your a welsh cum eating idiot"

by Eldonko December 31, 2011

sheep shagging

Years ago, because the English have small cocks, their wives would go to Wales for some big cock action. But in order to slip put of town they would have to dress up as sheep so the town guards wouldn't recongise them. Then dressed as sheep they would cross the border to Wales for some proper cock action. Hence the term 'sheep shagging'. But because the small cocks English got jealous they called the Welsh sheep shaggers, which is really an insult to themselves.

Engish Tracy: My husband has got such a tiny cock, I can never feel it.
English Sharon: My husbands cock is tiny too, lets go to Wales for some good hard cock.
English Tracy: But the town guard will spot us.
English Shatron: Not if we disguse ourselves as sheep, then those big cock Welshmen can do some 'sheep shagging' on us.

by Eldonko January 1, 2012

El Donko

A welsh donko who thinks he's the man.

Megan: Who is that guy?
Bethan: He's El Donko.

by Eldonko December 31, 2011

Revenge gay bash

When a gay basher goes gay bashing, but he gets beaten up by the gay and ass raped.

Tom: Some moron tried to gay bash me last night, but he got what he deserved.
Jerry: I'd say he won't be walking right for some time.
Tom: he got a revenge gay bash alright

by Eldonko January 5, 2012

Barry Town

A shit hole in Wales where everyone thinks their Tyson, but sadly their not.

Sid: Who is that asshole who thinks he's hard?
Greg: He's from Barry Town.
Sid: Lets kick his head in.

by Eldonko January 6, 2012