Barton's Gold Rum

The cheapest silky smooth 80 proof rum around.

Barton's Gold Rum makes Captain Morgan look like a fucking pussy.

by Bryan6969 May 18, 2011

Barton's Vodka

Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.

"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."

by MrShadySack February 24, 2012

Barton's

1. A disgusting, terrible, evil brand of vodka that makes Popov seem like Grey Goose.

2. The worst brand of vodka in existence

You fucking asshole! You bought Barton's for the party? No one is going to drink this shit! Get the fuck out of my house!

by Shidoshi June 1, 2010

Barren's Pocket

In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.

A mighty Barren's Pocket there.

by The Barren October 13, 2011

Baron's Pocket

In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.

A mighty Baron's Pocket there.

by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011

The Barren's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.

That hand is worthy of The Barren himself!

Quite The Barren's Hand there.

by The Barren October 13, 2011

The Baron's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.

That hand is worthy of The Baron himself!

Quite The Baron's Hand there.

by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011