Barton's

1. A disgusting, terrible, evil brand of vodka that makes Popov seem like Grey Goose.

2. The worst brand of vodka in existence

You fucking asshole! You bought Barton's for the party? No one is going to drink this shit! Get the fuck out of my house!

Barton's by Shidoshi June 1, 2010

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Barton's Gold Rum

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Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.

"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."

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A location most hookers in hamilton usually hang out and make their business and they are usually mirandas

Miranda: Wanna fuck? I'm from Barton street.
Ryan: Sure, how much?
Miranda: Twenty bucks.
Ryan: okay yeeeeah

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In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.

A mighty Baron's Pocket there.

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2 and 7 unsuited in poker.

That hand is worthy of The Baron himself!

Quite The Baron's Hand there.

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a horrible school, many people threaten to shoot.

"i go to clara barton open school"
"really? i heard that school sucks."
"it does. all the teachers there are horrible."

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