Barton's

1. A disgusting, terrible, evil brand of vodka that makes Popov seem like Grey Goose.

2. The worst brand of vodka in existence

You fucking asshole! You bought Barton's for the party? No one is going to drink this shit! Get the fuck out of my house!

by Shidoshi June 1, 2010

Barton

Super-man's REAL identity.

"isn't it Clark Kent?"
"PFFT no it's Barton!"

by walter-norb May 27, 2009

The Barton

when you love your girlfriend so much you lick her asshole

"you know what, me and aly love each other, so i gave her the barton."

by andrew fucking fisher August 27, 2006

Bartons

Cheap ass vodka thatll get ya fucked up for a low fee.

Yo Nick lets go down to Regis, pick up some bartons, and get maryann and other freshmen drunk and FUCk!

by Peterthefrog May 4, 2006

Barton

1. Someone who has tried very hard and got very far. But in the end it didn't even matter.

2. Someone who is super handsome and has a nice face but it is slightly exotic.

"Oh man, I am so tired. I feel like such a Barton"

"I met this guy! He was such a Barton. We had a really hot time ;)"

by 13243546tadpole March 12, 2013

Barton

Hottest ass bitch of the 21st century!

There is Barton

by Bartiboi March 25, 2016

Bartons

A cheap vodka often used in well drinks or used to get poor underaged undergrads drunk.

We were so broke that the three of us pooled together $11 to get a 1.75 handle of Bartons

by Saf the Gaf June 1, 2006