barkman

THE Dog! Best Friend! ThugLife Swagger, Fast as Hell, Ball-Obsessed, Gangsta of a Dog.
Famous for the Reverse Attack & Winning The Foot Race against JTC! No quit! All Fight! ALL BARK!!

You’re my BestFriend. You’re my Dog. You’re my Barkman!

barkman by mindy widebush September 4, 2019

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Bankmanned Fried

To be "Bankmanned" , "Bankmanned Fried" or "Bankman Frazzled" is when everything instantaneously, yea in a flash of Holy Lightning, turns into a total and utter pile of steaming floffy shit!

Troilus: Old Don's ass got royally Bankmanned Fried !

Cressida: What?? That old schmuck was boasting on Sunday night about his new boyfriend, the villa he bought in St. Tropez and his new Jeep Cherokee!

Troilus: His ass got bankmann fried on Monday night !!!!! His new boyfriend cleared out his accounts, ran off with his accountant, the villa burned down and joyriders fucked his jeep and left it in pieces!!!!!

Cressida: his old ass just got bankman fried!!!!!!!!!

Bankmanned Fried by Seymour B. Oundas November 9, 2022

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bartmaned

To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.

"Those chicks were all over Ted before he bartmaned and spilled a drink on them."

bartmaned by Nick Dasty August 3, 2006

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barmance

a barmance is like a bromance but instead of your guy friend, it's a relationship between the local watering hole's bar staff and you, their loyal customer. it might mean just free drinks but who knows what it might lead to...

"hey, did you see bob?"
"yeah, he's talking to jane again...that's such a barmance"
"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"

barmance by florida dreamin December 23, 2009