Barkan is a sex god. He is very handsome & tall. He is an amazing friend, sometimes he is a bit mean but he doesnt really mean to be. A Barkan also has a giant cock.
His points of view are always so rational and classy.
His points of view are always so rational and classy.
by Dashak February 16, 2022
Get the Barkan mug.Person 1: What a cute dog! What breed is it?
Person 2 (as dog is barking incessantly): It's a barkapoo.
Person 1: LOL, no really!
Person 2: It's a barkapoo. Haven't you heard it barking the past half hour? When we got it we thought it was a yorkiepoo but turns out it's a barkapoo.
Person 2 (as dog is barking incessantly): It's a barkapoo.
Person 1: LOL, no really!
Person 2: It's a barkapoo. Haven't you heard it barking the past half hour? When we got it we thought it was a yorkiepoo but turns out it's a barkapoo.
by LOL good one July 2, 2011
Get the Barkapoo mug.Bakana is Japanese for impossible or also used to highlight the ridiculousness of a situation. Bakana is frequently used in Anime and Manga.
Villain: Launches "sure to kill technique".
Hero: Dust Clears and hero is still standing. Usually makes snarky comment "that all ya got"
Villain: Bakana how are you still alive.
Hero: Dust Clears and hero is still standing. Usually makes snarky comment "that all ya got"
Villain: Bakana how are you still alive.
by QuellcristFalconer November 6, 2011
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After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.
by maximus testiclees January 23, 2010
Get the barking gremlin mug.A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.
by DrFiasco May 29, 2013
Get the Walrus Barking mug.A native of the Balkan peninsula of southern Europe. Countries include Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania and Greece. The male population of this region know everything. All you have to do is ask. They will tell you about themselves, their neighbors, Europeans, the Chinese, politics, religion, engineering, space flight, you name it, they know it. They are always right, period, end of story! Everybody else is guilty for their shortcomings, period, end of story! On the plus side, they are warm and welcoming people who treat guests better than themselves.
A Balkanac thinks he knows more than Wikipedia and he is not afraid to argue and even fight to prove his point.
by Istok March 23, 2007
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