Barkan 

Barkan is a sex god. He is very handsome & tall. He is an amazing friend, sometimes he is a bit mean but he doesnt really mean to be. A Barkan also has a giant cock.
His points of view are always so rational and classy.

My crush is such a Barkan perfect

Barkan by Dashak February 16, 2022

Barkapoo 

Any dog that is part poodle and barks in excess/has a major barking problem.

Person 1: What a cute dog! What breed is it?
Person 2 (as dog is barking incessantly): It's a barkapoo.
Person 1: LOL, no really!
Person 2: It's a barkapoo. Haven't you heard it barking the past half hour? When we got it we thought it was a yorkiepoo but turns out it's a barkapoo.

Barkapoo by LOL good one July 2, 2011

Bakana 

Bakana is Japanese for impossible or also used to highlight the ridiculousness of a situation. Bakana is frequently used in Anime and Manga.

Villain: Launches "sure to kill technique".
Hero: Dust Clears and hero is still standing. Usually makes snarky comment "that all ya got"
Villain: Bakana how are you still alive.

Bakana by QuellcristFalconer November 6, 2011

barking gremlin

while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.

After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.

barking gremlin by maximus testiclees January 23, 2010

Walrus Barking 

A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.

I was kept up last night from the walrus barking upstairs.

Walrus Barking by DrFiasco May 29, 2013

balkanac 

A native of the Balkan peninsula of southern Europe. Countries include Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania and Greece. The male population of this region know everything. All you have to do is ask. They will tell you about themselves, their neighbors, Europeans, the Chinese, politics, religion, engineering, space flight, you name it, they know it. They are always right, period, end of story! Everybody else is guilty for their shortcomings, period, end of story! On the plus side, they are warm and welcoming people who treat guests better than themselves.

A Balkanac thinks he knows more than Wikipedia and he is not afraid to argue and even fight to prove his point.

balkanac by Istok March 23, 2007

my dogs are barking 

My feet are hurting/tired.

I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.

my dogs are barking by APB15 March 31, 2009