Barkfast

Noun
1. (slang) Breakfast; The first meal of the day
2. A rapid series of barks, typically from a dog reacting to a trigger like a doorbell.
3. (rare) A period during which a tree grows bark unusually fast

"Hey dad, what's for barkfast?"
"Each time the doorbell rang, a barkfast echoed through the house."
"Scientists observed a rare barkfast during Spring of this year."

Barkfast by G Lennon May 15, 2025

Get merch

Get the Barkfast mug.

See more merch

Barkfart

Another word for back fat.

C'mon, lets dance away our barkfart!

Barkfart by meckerai August 24, 2009

Get merch

Related Words

Barkfast • barkpaste • gummy bearkfast

gummy bearkfast

n. a yummy gummy bear breakfast

i.e., to have gummy bears for breakfast

I had a gummy bearkfast, now it feels like those little devils are performing the rain dance inside my belly; I think I'll be spending the rest of the day in the washroom, making it hail in the toilet.

gummy bearkfast by SimplyOnFire November 20, 2006

Get merch

barkpaste

When one takes a shit and wipes their ass on a tree and the shit sticks on the bark

I just put some barkpaste on that tree

barkpaste by therazorhanzo May 29, 2014

Get merch

flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Get merch

Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

Get merch

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

Get merch