Barkfast

Noun
1. (slang) Breakfast; The first meal of the day
2. A rapid series of barks, typically from a dog reacting to a trigger like a doorbell.
3. (rare) A period during which a tree grows bark unusually fast

"Hey dad, what's for barkfast?"
"Each time the doorbell rang, a barkfast echoed through the house."
"Scientists observed a rare barkfast during Spring of this year."

by G Lennon May 15, 2025

Barkfart

Another word for back fat.

C'mon, lets dance away our barkfart!

by meckerai August 24, 2009

gummy bearkfast

n. a yummy gummy bear breakfast

i.e., to have gummy bears for breakfast

I had a gummy bearkfast, now it feels like those little devils are performing the rain dance inside my belly; I think I'll be spending the rest of the day in the washroom, making it hail in the toilet.

by SimplyOnFire November 20, 2006

barkpaste

When one takes a shit and wipes their ass on a tree and the shit sticks on the bark

I just put some barkpaste on that tree

by therazorhanzo May 29, 2014