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Barkfast 

Noun
1. (slang) Breakfast; The first meal of the day
2. A rapid series of barks, typically from a dog reacting to a trigger like a doorbell.
3. (rare) A period during which a tree grows bark unusually fast
"Hey dad, what's for barkfast?"
"Each time the doorbell rang, a barkfast echoed through the house."
"Scientists observed a rare barkfast during Spring of this year."
Barkfast by G Lennon May 15, 2025
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Barkfart 

Another word for back fat.
C'mon, lets dance away our barkfart!
Barkfart by meckerai August 24, 2009
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gummy bearkfast 

n. a yummy gummy bear breakfast

i.e., to have gummy bears for breakfast
I had a gummy bearkfast, now it feels like those little devils are performing the rain dance inside my belly; I think I'll be spending the rest of the day in the washroom, making it hail in the toilet.
gummy bearkfast by SimplyOnFire November 20, 2006

barkpaste 

When one takes a shit and wipes their ass on a tree and the shit sticks on the bark
I just put some barkpaste on that tree
barkpaste by therazorhanzo May 29, 2014

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026