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barkpaste 

When one takes a shit and wipes their ass on a tree and the shit sticks on the bark
I just put some barkpaste on that tree
barkpaste by therazorhanzo May 29, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
1) “Bark Eater” is an English translation of the Mohican word “Adirondack,” a term the Mohawk once used for Algonquian-speaking tribes who were said to eat the inside of the bark of the white pine when food was scarce.

2) “BarkEater” is an honor camper program at Massawepie Scout Camps in the Adirondacks. One who has been initiated into the program is also called a “BarkEater.”
I love the Adirondacks and am proud to be a BarkEater.
BarkEater by Elliott777 November 17, 2010

barkbusters

Found commonly on motocross/offroad motorcycles, barkbusters are hand and lever protectors attached to the handlebars.
Barkbusters are great protection for your hands from hitting trees in an accident.
barkbusters by Scottds80 August 8, 2006

bartmaster 

Coolest guy in the world, great css player.
Bartmaster>sasuke
Bartmaster>awp

Bartmaster owned sasuke yesterday
bartmaster by BAWT December 14, 2008

barbastew 

The act of combining a barbeque with beer, stews, brews, , etc. The best of both worlds. Usually done with a big group of people and outside.
dude lets invite everyone over for a barbastew tonight, ill buy the stews, you buy the food
barbastew by CatWoman123456 August 29, 2010

Backpatter

A backpatter(s) is an individual or group that continously and annoyingly speaks well of themselves. Anyone that says something that would warrant a "good for you!" response (or in other cases, STFU).
First of all, Most social media posts.
Example 1: Look at me, I lost ten pounds! I'm a backpatter.
Example2: I went to the strip club and didn't even pay for a dance! I'm a backpatter.
Example 3: Hey man. I had sex with this chick! (...Shows you a chick on a phone) I'm a backpatter.
Example 4: Hey everybody! Got my vaccine. I'm a backpatter.
Example 5: I gave $10 in church today! I'm a backpatter.
Example 6: Hey, I'm 2 Pac and I had sex with a porn star. I'm a backpatter.
Example 7: Hey, I'm Biggie Smalls and I had sex with a stripper. I'm a backpatter.
Example 8: We won the game! I'm a backpatter.
Example 9: I ate only vegetables today. I'm a backpatter.
Backpatter by Cognac_East May 2, 2021

Barkfast 

Noun
1. (slang) Breakfast; The first meal of the day
2. A rapid series of barks, typically from a dog reacting to a trigger like a doorbell.
3. (rare) A period during which a tree grows bark unusually fast
"Hey dad, what's for barkfast?"
"Each time the doorbell rang, a barkfast echoed through the house."
"Scientists observed a rare barkfast during Spring of this year."
Barkfast by G Lennon May 15, 2025
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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