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markering

(verb) a form of sexual repression where individuals simulate the act of sex with clothes on by ritualistically drawing phallic symbols with markers, pens, other writing implements while grinding their pelvises together.
Katie and Nick were so markering each other all throughout college until Nick died from chemical poisoning.
by Jdogg4 February 4, 2009
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Mastering Physics

Literally cancer. Homework website used by colleges to make students google every question on chegg or yahoo answers because clicking anything will take of 50%. Giving college students cancer since 1998.
Person 1:Did you do Mastering Physics yet?

Person 2:Yeah it gave me cancer.
by AweStrucK July 24, 2015
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Mastering Chemistry

A website created to make the lives of American college students a nightmare through the use of nazi-like grading on significant figures and rounding throughout 15+ pages of hell. Commonly referred to as a bitch for changing 1 number in each person's given values to piss people off.
"Hey have you done the Mastering Chemistry for this week yet?"

"No but I heard it's a real killer."

"Yeah I tried the hints and couldn't even work through those!"
by CHE108 May 15, 2012
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Mastering Engineering

An online homework program designed to rob college students of their hard-earned money and serve as a crutch for professors too lazy to write their own homework assignments or to teach. Its purpose, beyond making millions for the publishing company, is apparently to reduce the number of engineering graduates in the United States by utterly demoralizing and destroying their confidence in an effort to force them to drop the program and/or kill themselves.
I used up all but one attempt on this stupid Mastering Engineering problem, before I realized it had switched everything to kiloOhms instead of Ohms! And then I still got it wrong! FML!
by kypok April 16, 2012
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Mastering the gift

Her room mate unexpectedly walked in while she was furiously mastering the gift!
by GAM Brian September 9, 2016
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Affiliate Marketing

It is a way to make money by referring products on someone else's website to your personal audience or friends.

It's one of the easiest ways to get started making money online because you don't have to create your own products. You can simply practice getting people to buy products that you already use.

An example is proving a list of the top 10 blenders for sale in the USA and having a link to buy each blender at Target, Kohl's, or Macy's. You will get referral fee from those retailers of 1-10% usually.
I am making an extra $500 per month on my new affiliate marketing website.
by Dilemmas.co November 13, 2020
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Markling

Meghan was markling so hard on members from the yacht club at the annual fundraiser that she resorted to making conversation with catering staff.
by Dyslexicdefinition January 9, 2020
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