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A word made up by two fucks named Frank and Nick. This word has no meaning at all yet every meaning in existence. It can take on the form of a verb, noun, or adjective. If you are offended or annoyed by this word you probably still live in your mom's basement and jack off to Hentai porn, fuck you ya bargy!
Dick: "Did you see any bargy over there?"
Queen Elizabeth: "What is bargy, m8?"

Dick: "Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much..."
Queen Elizabeth: "I don't know what is bargy..."
bargy by bargy June 6, 2019
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Bargy time 

To drift through your work day at your own pace without a care in the world.
I was on bargy time at work today.
Bargy time by Buck nasty September 30, 2015
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argy bargy 

a heated discussion, perhaps one that has become bad-tempered enough to amount to a spat or minor quarrel
He gave us a little '"argy bargy" about the government
argy bargy by argy bargy January 19, 2005

Argy-bargy 

A fight between two losers in the Gulag followed by "how the fu*k did he kill me"
-"time for a little argy-bargy"

-"how the fu*k did he kill me"
Argy-bargy by Takosdeperro August 2, 2020

Argy-Bargy 

a vigorous discussion or dispute.
a lively discussion, argument, dispute.
Reduplication of Scots & English dialect argy, alteration of argue.
Dude, our conversation at lunch was carazay!

Yeah, it was a real Argy-Bargy!
Argy-Bargy by ThisKid742 December 14, 2012

argy-bargy 

just had some argy-bargy with Margret.
argy-bargy by OliverTheNerd December 19, 2020

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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