Barbaculate

The act of ejaculating upon a barbecue, lit or unlit. This activity is most commonly performed in Scotland as an act of love towards out door cooking, or as an act of revenge against a rival

"Kiera, did you just barbaculate on my new barbecue?!"
"YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT BWOIII!"

by thejagerage January 16, 2011

Bearjaculate

To ejaculate with the ferocity of a full frontal bear attack.

I bearjaculated all over Stan's face. Stan died.

by oldkingcoal August 30, 2010