bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends

"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"

bar tender by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024

irrelevant bar tender 

When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting

Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.

irrelevant bar tender by Niggazoid June 14, 2017

Bartenderita 

Female bartender

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt

Bartenderita by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021

Salt My Dish, Bartender 

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt

Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult

Salt My Dish, Bartender by Memein April 18, 2017

bartendress 

see beerwench.

Amanda is one helluva bartendress.

bartendress by Richard Dragon December 3, 2003

Salt My Dish, Bartender 

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"

"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"

Salt My Dish, Bartender by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020

resting bartender face 

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling

That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off

resting bartender face by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017