Bar Dick

It's like Bar Coke.

Low quality, you don't know just what you putting up there, but it gets the job done.

Have been laid all week... just might have to shovel my fat ass into some Spanx to head out for some whiskey and Bar Dick.

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fun size snicker bar dick

girl: how was that guy last night?
other girl: he has a fun size snicker bar dick!

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When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar

That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

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a penis.also a way of getting a woman to agree to give head

Man: wanna try my cream filled dicky bar?

Woman: shur,is that like a twinky

Man: cum here ill show ya

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Bardick is defined as a mentaly strong person that no one can break. People are saying that even worst jokes from terry can't be a harmful for him.

You seen this guy? He is a Bardick.

Ooh he need to be better that terry

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