Bar Dick 

It's like Bar Coke.

Low quality, you don't know just what you putting up there, but it gets the job done.

Have been laid all week... just might have to shovel my fat ass into some Spanx to head out for some whiskey and Bar Dick.

Bar Dick by Incorrigible_66 November 16, 2021

fun size snicker bar dick 

Small dick! small penis

girl: how was that guy last night?
other girl: he has a fun size snicker bar dick!

fun size snicker bar dick by alyssaabarbie March 30, 2009

Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar

That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub by SALosDawg4Eva May 23, 2021

cream filled dicky bar 

a penis.also a way of getting a woman to agree to give head

Man: wanna try my cream filled dicky bar?

Woman: shur,is that like a twinky

Man: cum here ill show ya

cream filled dicky bar by gun3 March 2, 2011

Bardick

Bardick is defined as a mentaly strong person that no one can break. People are saying that even worst jokes from terry can't be a harmful for him.

You seen this guy? He is a Bardick.

Ooh he need to be better that terry

Bardick by Powerfullsomeone November 24, 2021