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Bangor, Maine 

A largely ghetto neighborhood that is the northern new england pillhead and reject capital. Expensive, substandard community of pill pushing and disability checks that go hand in hand along with the methadone clinics, handicapitalism in schools, and Labor Ready also known as "Slaver Ready" by locals. Go here to sell or O.D. and you will not be let down! Better yet, try the local JobCorps and get raped by an overweight busdriver or beaten and outnumbered by the people in Capehart. Also very family oriented judging by the number of sex offenders. A must see.
After I get my crazy pay from the government and can walk properly again I'll get some OCs behind Bedwetters (Ledbetters)or the Dope(Hope) House while I'm in Bangor.

You screwed her in Brewer but you Banged her in Bangor, Maine.

The courts in the state of Massachuesetts didn't want him back so he relocated in Bangor to once again cut the drugs with laxatives and baking soda.
Bangor, Maine by substandard 187 September 28, 2009

Bangor, Maine 

A little peice of shit city smack-dab in the middle of Maine. Often looked at as "The Queen City", Bangor is full of wiggers and pedophiles who are looking to touch some little kids pecker. Most parts are decent (Such as the tree streets) but others such as Capehart and Downtown are considerded the "ghetto" of bangor due to its drug population.
Women: Wow Bangor, Maine looks like a nice area!

Man: Yeah.....Maybe for a slumlord
Bangor, Maine by Landon West March 19, 2011

Bangor, Maine 

A city and county seat of Penobscot County, Maine.

However, the city has numerous homeless encampments prominent around Dollar General/Family Dollar and the Hollywood Casino area. Bangor is also known as "The Queen City".

There are two residential areas of Bangor:

Tree Streets, where the streets are named after kinds of trees, located near Northern Light Hospital. The roads connect to Stillwater Ave in the west and State St in the east. There are also several parks in this area, such as Chapin Park and Broadway Park. Several schools are also in this area, such as William Cohen School (part of the Bangor School Department).

Fairmount is another residential area located near downtown. It is located across the Kenduskeag Stream, and not only contains numerous houses, but also numerous businesses and schools. Schools in this area include the titular Fairmount School, and parks include Hayford Park and Coe Park. The shopping plaza "Third and Union" is also located here, near the junction of Union, Hammond and 3rd streets.
I love going to Bangor, Maine. But I hate the encampments, please make them stop!

Bangor Maine 

A bad ass town in Maine. Sure you will find your scumbags, people who ride the system etc., but thats the case in every town. So all you haters can go fuck yourself. If it was such a crappy town why do so many goddamn tourist come every year?

City sees all four seasons. Wicked (I am from Maine so I am not a poser using wicked as both good and bad all non Mainers using wicked are posers) cold winters, hot as hell summers, incredible foliage in the fall.

Birth place of Paul Bunyan, often retards from Minnesota,Wisconsin, and others will take credit as the birth place.

Home of the American Folk Festival, and Senior League World Series.
Bangor Maine owns all other towns
Bangor Maine by Smuckatelli October 6, 2009

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