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Bananema

n, pl bananemas: the act of inserting a plantain into the rectum for rapid potassium intake and/or sexual pleasure.
Ex: Jacob was suffering from muscle cramps so he gave himself a bananema for quick relief. At the same time he found this pleasurable.
by gb23 February 8, 2014
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bananamanager

One of the bundled software programs for the Banana Junior 6000 Self-portable Personal Computer as featured in the comic strip Bloom County.

Also known for being the most fun to spell word in the english language. Try it. Just start writing it out with a pen or pencil. Seriously.
Gene Simmons never had a computer as a kid. (insert tongue photo here) The Banana Jr 6000, buy one before it's too late. Comes bundled with Bananawrite, Bananafile, Bananadraw, and Bananamanager!

Gene's mother wishes she had.
by Thumbcat September 6, 2008
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Bananaman and Blueberry Girl

A synonym for the most perfect pairing ever. Usually used to indicate that the said couple in question are having a lot of wild and kinky sex. Often associated with growls and giggles aplenty.
Those two rabbits over there are at it like Bananaman and Blueberry Girl
by Blueberry Girl December 3, 2009
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Bananaman

Nickname of Ray Comfort, creator of the movie "Evolution Vs. God".

Bananaman became Ray Comfort's nickname after posting a film suggesting that the shape of a banana is proof of god.
Bananaman is a moron.
by Makesmelaugh August 21, 2013
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Bananamals

Animals made out of bananas or bananas with animal like features.
I upload pictures of bananamals to Reddit.
by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017
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bananamatic

A machine that produces bananas in Honduras. Also used as an expression by generally dorky people to describe something that they feel is "awesome." Can refer to someone that uses bananas to practice performing blow jobs or sexual intercourse.
1. "That banana is HUGE where's it from?" "Don't know, some bananamatic in Honduras."

2. "That Star Wars convention was BANANAMATIC, man!"

3. "Dude, that chick is ugly." "Oh but did you hear, she's a bananamatic." "That's hot.
by YourSecondWorstEnemey June 16, 2010
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banannema

taking a dildo or other up the back way.
He bent her over and gave her a banannema.
by Not-me October 2, 2003
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