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Bananal Cream Pie

When you stick a whole banana, peel and all, in someone's ass. Then, you stomp on the tip of the banana sticking out, while making sure the banana thrusts forcefully up into their ass. Last, they will show their anal gap, while oozing the banana out!
Hey sexy, could I film you performing a bananal cream pie?
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Reverse Banana Cream Pie 

When you are giving a guy head and you make him think he is cumming in your mouth, but you let it go in your hand and then you slap him in the face with it.
I gave Jim a sweet Reverse Banana Cream Pie last night and he was NOT happy

Banana Cream Pie 

Banana Cream Pie is the act of putting a whole or peice of a banana in your female partners vagina before she cums, having her sit on your face, then eating her out swallowing the banana and cum pressed to your mouth, thus giving the effect of eating a Banana Cream Pie.
... "That girl I picked up from Adams party last night is super kinky! She fed me a warm messy Banana cream pie, super creamy if you know what I mean"
Banana Cream Pie by 1NN0VAT3R October 2, 2014

banana cream pie 

When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.
i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!
banana cream pie by Your Mom April 10, 2005

banana cream pie 

A term started by Gorilla Zoe: The bottom of the pot where crack is being made, it will form a circular object that looks like a pie.
I'm in the kitchen whippin up banana cream pies.
banana cream pie by ziptnf October 31, 2007

banana cream-pie 

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.
Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!
banana cream-pie by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

Banana cream pie 

Banana cream pie

Someone who isn't mentally stable, this can range from being "not completely there" to "bat shit crazy", but they are so attractive, people tend to overlook it in the hope that they will have sex with them.

A situation where a man or woman is willing to overlook the fact that someone they're with is mentally unstable, because they want to have sex with them.

This term is inspired by a bit that Katt Williams does in his 2008 stand up comedy special "It's pimpin' pimpin' " where he talks about how men will have sex with crazy girls, and when they yell out random stuff like "banana cream pie!!!"
"Why does Tony always get with girls that are totally Banana cream pie?"

"Lisa needs to be pickier when she chooses her boyfriends. She always picks the hot crazy ones and ends up with banana cream pie"
Banana cream pie by tnemesis76 April 17, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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