Bamfon 

Bamfon, a online member who has links to many sites, who is a ex hacker turned WebDeveloper has links to hackfroums.net

I wish i was like bamfon, he's so cool

Bamfon by Midnight Kid May 3, 2011

Bamon 

A combination of two names made into one. For FanFic reasons; just for a love of a certain couple. In this case the names are Bonnie and Damon (combined to one) from The Vampire Diaries.

Bamon Fan #1: Don't you just love my Bamon poster?
Bamon Fan #2: What? I never thought they were a couple yet!
Bamon Fan #1: Oh yeah I just cropped Elena's face out and pasted Bonnie's. See, Damon really has his arms around her! Ahhh <3

Bamon by Hiath September 16, 2011

bambong

A bong made of 2 bamboo poles. Easy to make and works pretty well.

yo Neil. let me take a hit out of that bambong

bambong by imneil April 18, 2011

Bamsoning 

The act of randomly leaving the ps4 party without informing the others in the party

He keeps bamsoning 15 minutes after jointing the party

Bamsoning by wow_67 January 11, 2021

maria bamford 

a breath of fresh air to the dane-cook polluted air of modern american comedy. she is quirky, dark, extremely witty, observational and obnoxiously adorable with her blonde hair and child-like voice. she does not necessarily stick to the classic joke-to-punchline formula but instead relies on storytelling using her unique voices. a shape-shifter of sorts, the bammer is able to drastically change her normal high voice into more masculine, mature, raspy, etc. etc...voices; her most honed and popular impressions would be that of her parents and sister. she suffers from ocd, depression, anxiety which she works into her act. she lives with her eleven year old pug and "wife-partner" blossom. she has a hilarious one-woman sitcom on superdelux.com in which she plays every part and she was also apart of patton oswalt's "comedians of comedy" tour. the bammer is basically a goddess of indie comedy.

"dude have you seen the maria bamford show on superdelux.com?"
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."

maria bamford by elnewton January 18, 2009

Bamforth 

The most coolest of the cools.

A word, most commonly a name but also used as an adjective, to describe someone or something of optimum awesome-ness.

B stands for beautiful.
A stands for amazing.
M stands for marvellous.
F stands for fantastic.
O stands for outstanding.
R stands for ravishing.
T stands for tremendous.
H stands for hilarious.

You look so bamforth today!
I wish I was more Bamforth.

Bamforth by ILOVEELF.COM March 31, 2011

baffon 

An underachiever. Similar to a buffoon, except considered a worse insult.

Rajeev is such a baffon for not wanting to get a good grade on his SciFi essay.

baffon by TypoMaster October 29, 2009