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bafoonalito 

An idiot that continuously lingers around and has the endless life of a cockroach. They are notorious for burning bridges and speaking in an exaggerated tone.
Don't bring George around anymore because that bafoonalito embarrasses himself and me every time he opens his mouth.
bafoonalito by Credit 4 Life August 14, 2014

bafoonary 

when a group of people mess around like idiots.
jim and bob: *running around*
me: STOP THE BAFOONARY
bafoonary by stopthebafoonary March 31, 2017
An underachiever. Similar to a buffoon, except considered a worse insult.
Rajeev is such a baffon for not wanting to get a good grade on his SciFi essay.
baffon by TypoMaster October 29, 2009
similar to baffoon, but only used by people who are prone to typos/silly mistakes and aren't very good at spelling
Vikram is such a baffon since he keeps typing the word baffon!
baffon by starvinarvind October 31, 2009
A person that becomes a really talented and is helpful to all that they can. Sometimes you can rely on them as well.
"Hey Baffoa, can you help me?"
Baffoa: "sure, what do you need help on?"
Baffoa by Xcellogo26x November 25, 2021
A general insult to be used on someone who is being an idiot or otherwise disappointing human being.
β€œHey, did you hear how Chad missed the bus because he was on the toilet. What an absolute Baffon.
Baffon by Dennis Nicolson December 3, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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