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Bumbsterbate 

When a homeless man is so lonely and bored, he has to whack it.
Yesterday in McDonald's, I walked into the bathroom and I heard the sound of the bumbsterbate, so there mus have been some dirty beatings going on in there.
Bumbsterbate by DomainofBEEP March 17, 2009
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Barack Hussein Obama II; the 44th president of the United States and recent community organizer by way of Chicago. Had spent a few years nominally as the junior senator of Illinois, but his time in Congress was mostly used as a means to develop street cred in order to be a plausible candidate for President. While the candidacy was certainly a success, the achievement of credibility remains dubious.
"The Bamster is meeting with Putin to give Vladimir another apology
Bamster by SCE2AUX July 9, 2009
A "Babster" is someone who may appear to be less intelligent or serious than they actually are, perhaps as a way to playfully or strategically interact with others. However, it's important to note that deliberately acting in a way that doesn't align with one's true abilities or personality can sometimes have negative consequences, so it's important to be mindful of how we present ourselves to others.
"Even though he was the top student in his class, everyone underestimated him because of his silly antics and goofy personality - that's why they called him 'Babster'."
Babster by MRantics April 28, 2023

bamsters 

Expression used when something boss happens, and no other word can explain the feeling. Also appropriate in really ANY situation.
You see someone wipe out - you say bamsters.
You get an A on that test - you say bamsters.
no one is listening to you - you yell BAMSTERS!
awkward silence? bamsters.
bamsters by doyoucopy October 13, 2009
person that complain a lot for no reason. often for purpose of annoying someone. can be seen as manipulative person as well.
who the fuck you think i am, I am babster did you seriously think that you can outsmart me.
Babster by blood sword master February 18, 2017

bamBuster 

Guy #1: Hey, I did this really hot chick last night
Guy #2: So? I played with bamBuster on Halo 2!
Guy #1: *kills self*
bamBuster by anonymous January 8, 2005