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ballzak
ballzak by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016
bazzeled
balzhur
Originally a Smaug MUD (Multi-User Dungeon) command to demote a player (usually to newbie status) and strip and destroy all of their belongings. Currently this is now this is used among MUD (or ex-MUD) players meaning to demote or delete an item/person.
Bazzed
A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.
Short for Basmatted.
Short for Basmatted.
'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'
'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'
'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.
'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)
'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'
'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.
'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)
Bazzed by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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