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Originally a Smaug MUD (Multi-User Dungeon) command to demote a player (usually to newbie status) and strip and destroy all of their belongings. Currently this is now this is used among MUD (or ex-MUD) players meaning to demote or delete an item/person.
"I'm going to balzhur that copier if it jams one more time!"

"I punched my boss at work because he won't replace the stupid copier, got balzhured."
balzhur by Kilokahn January 16, 2014
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Balkhurua 

Assamese Slang word to say somebody who shaved his genital hair .
Oi balkhurua , kot moribo goli ?
Balkhurua by fuhubaba June 1, 2017
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The name of a beautiful girl. From the Kazakh language "Bal" means honey, "Zaure" - morning dawn, light.

Imagine a dessert like a sweet as honey and soft as a cloud. This is Balzaure. Her infectious laugh will cheer you up even on the gloomiest day, and her gentle voice will warm you and inspire hope.
After you get to know Balzaure, your life will not be without her
Balzaure by Pandanekaa November 22, 2021

balzuren 

A beautiful person and kind hearted. Unique name with unique personality. A bit crazy but a good listener too. Clumsy too.
"Kelam kabut lah kau ni balzuren
balzuren by bungalara November 22, 2021

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026