Balvino

Balvino is a cute ass mother fucker. The way he smiles will make your pp go up so fast you’ll think it became lightning McQueen. He’s a modern warfare god so ladies, don’t get all wet at once.

“You know Balvino?”

“The one who’s hella cute? Ya, why?”

“He looked at me and then I just instantly shitted my pants because of how relaxed my butthole started to become.”

by Juicebuggangwya October 20, 2020

Ballinology

The study of being a baller. More commonly used for the true boss. Many people pretend and wish to be a baller but cannot obtain the status. It is characterized by well dressed and mannered men. Prodomintaely being young business owners who stack paper. Masters of ballinology are commonly referred to as ballinologist.

Chuck - Dude I just got my PhD in ballinology!

Chris - How so?

Chuck - Totally just took another city over with authority.

Chris - True ballinologist!

Chuck - Get off me with that chump change Lil Wayne!

by The true ballinologist November 2, 2009

Balbino

A person who gets more attractive as you consume more alcohol. Balbinos are often aware of this and pray on the drunkest attendees of the party.

Person 1: I can't believe I got with him/her last night.
Person 2: I know, what a Balbino!

by Balbino Lova April 14, 2011

Ballinous

a person who exudes ballinosity and would be described to be “ballin” by others.

Snoop Dogg was the Most Ballinous Playa in the room and everyone knew it.

by YKTVjusbeinalilballinous June 7, 2021

Baldino

A Baldino is a very sexy man of Italian decent with a great body, amazing personality, and big nose. He is stalked and obsesed over and is large if you catch my drift. Ladies love him and Guys adore him. usually plays baseball

Dude you see that baldino, he just macked on four ladies fo sho

by frank the tanks December 14, 2007

Baldino

The standard unit of measurement for girth. Units can be converted similarly to the Metric system.

1) Man what a chode, it was 2 inches long and 3 Baldinos around.

2) Dugas has a piece of wet spaghetti. It might be 8 inches long, but its only 3 centibaldinos.

by the supreme man June 28, 2009

J Balvin

The greatest reggaeton singer of all time. Very humble. Truly versatile artist, can work with anyone from anywhere, any genre is good for him. Anything he drops will be a hit guaranteed 💯 Uses bright vivid colors everywhere. Can pull off any style effortlessly.
If you're struggling with your music career, a collaboration with him is all you need.

Also very cute

She's the J Balvin of ....

by ttsmallt November 12, 2020