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Balvino is a cute ass mother fucker. The way he smiles will make your pp go up so fast you’ll think it became lightning McQueen. He’s a modern warfare god so ladies, don’t get all wet at once.
“You know Balvino?”

“The one who’s hella cute? Ya, why?”

“He looked at me and then I just instantly shitted my pants because of how relaxed my butthole started to become.”
Balvino by Juicebuggangwya October 20, 2020
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Ballinology 

The study of being a baller. More commonly used for the true boss. Many people pretend and wish to be a baller but cannot obtain the status. It is characterized by well dressed and mannered men. Prodomintaely being young business owners who stack paper. Masters of ballinology are commonly referred to as ballinologist.
Chuck - Dude I just got my PhD in ballinology!

Chris - How so?

Chuck - Totally just took another city over with authority.

Chris - True ballinologist!

Chuck - Get off me with that chump change Lil Wayne!
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A person who gets more attractive as you consume more alcohol. Balbinos are often aware of this and pray on the drunkest attendees of the party.
Person 1: I can't believe I got with him/her last night.
Person 2: I know, what a Balbino!
Balbino by Balbino Lova April 14, 2011

Ballinous 

a person who exudes ballinosity and would be described to be “ballin” by others.
Snoop Dogg was the Most Ballinous Playa in the room and everyone knew it.
A Baldino is a very sexy man of Italian decent with a great body, amazing personality, and big nose. He is stalked and obsesed over and is large if you catch my drift. Ladies love him and Guys adore him. usually plays baseball
Dude you see that baldino, he just macked on four ladies fo sho
Baldino by frank the tanks December 14, 2007
The standard unit of measurement for girth. Units can be converted similarly to the Metric system.
1) Man what a chode, it was 2 inches long and 3 Baldinos around.

2) Dugas has a piece of wet spaghetti. It might be 8 inches long, but its only 3 centibaldinos.
Baldino by the supreme man June 28, 2009
The greatest reggaeton singer of all time. Very humble. Truly versatile artist, can work with anyone from anywhere, any genre is good for him. Anything he drops will be a hit guaranteed 💯 Uses bright vivid colors everywhere. Can pull off any style effortlessly.
If you're struggling with your music career, a collaboration with him is all you need.

Also very cute
She's the J Balvin of ....
J Balvin by ttsmallt November 12, 2020
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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