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Ballstorm

Verb. a) Actively brainstorming synonyms for male gonads b) Multiple sequential performances of oral sex ie. "That girl totally ballstormed her way through the football team". c) Getting verbally disciplined by a superior or significant other. ie. "My girlfriend found out I took Jenna to the movie instead of her, she totally ballstormed me when I got home".
We spent most of the night ballstorming, we decided to stick with the classics", "That girl totally ballstormed her way through the football team", "My girlfriend found out I took Jenna to the movie instead of her, she totally ballstormed me when I got home
by Gendai February 20, 2011
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ballston

1. An area in Arlington, VA with a metro stop.

2. The only response to an insult containing the term "bisexual ballsex"
1. I have to get off at the Ballston stop to meet up with my friends.

2. A: At least I don't engage in bisexual ballsex!
R: At least I don't do it in the ballston!
by Captain Pixie August 22, 2009
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barnstormed

Dropping an gastual ass bomb on someone in a closed space.

Similar to crop dusting... but taken place in a smaller closed area, like my office.
I was just barnstormed by that gas ass down the hall when he came in to borrow a pen. Someone open a window
by neilo510 November 1, 2011
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Bakestorming

We made a ballin ass rap after that bakestorming
by Metals July 23, 2009
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bangstorm

a technique used to stimulate thinking, solve problems, resolve any issues, and create new ideas for and about sex acts by unrestrained and spontaneous discussion, simulation, and, very often, alcohol.
After the bodyshots I told her I wanted to slurpee her so hard.
What's a slurpee?
No idea. We had to bangstorm it out.
by bripri March 20, 2011
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ballstowalls

Main Entry: balls-to-wals
Pronunciation: balz-tu-walz
Function: Adverb
Etymology: Middle Class American Descriptive Expletive, from Anglo-French "boules aux murs",
1: usually something extremely unbelieveable: something that has elevated something ordinary to new levels of incredulity.

2: something ridiculously defining and causing one to pay closer attention, as though ones testicles have just been body slammed hard into a solid surface such as a wall, or pavenment, or something equally dense and painful in the slamming.
"That was a ballstowalls craptacular burrito, I think I'm gonna hurl"

"That was a frigging ballstowalls awesome band, when are they going on tour?"

"Baby when we get down and dirty you get me so ballstowalls horny I can't control myself"

"That was without question the ballstowalls worst proctology exam I have ever experienced dude."
by brian_thorn July 3, 2007
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Aaron Ballston

When you go too hard so that one of your balls gets stuck in her ass and you must detach it to survive.
Billy was smashing Dave's mom way too hard and had to Aaron Ballston that shit!
by coop81230 April 25, 2015
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