ballstache 

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

ballstache by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

Ballstache 

A mustache for your balls.

Who wants a brazilian when you can have a ballstache?

Ballstache by Erdmanstein February 28, 2011

ballstache 

when kicked in the balls so hard that one comes out of each nostril. Therefore the pair has migrated to the upper lip area creating a stache of balls or ballstache.

Joselo is going to have a ballstache if he insults my mother one more time

ballstache by Jilly Mulsprigs October 19, 2007

Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.

Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...

Ballsackery by jesta_ May 1, 2006

ballsacne 

Acne that forms on your ballsack

Do you think proactive will work for my ballsacne?

ballsacne by wantonaritus November 2, 2010

ballsacker 

a person who sacks balls

Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER!

ballsacker by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004

ballsmasher 

When you hit someone in the balls with your knee then you are a ballsmasher

Bruh, You are such a ballsmasher you totally ballsmashed that ass Flavio!

ballsmasher by Mangoloverzzz June 6, 2016