ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

Ballstache

A mustache for your balls.

Who wants a brazilian when you can have a ballstache?

by Erdmanstein February 28, 2011

ballstache

when kicked in the balls so hard that one comes out of each nostril. Therefore the pair has migrated to the upper lip area creating a stache of balls or ballstache.

Joselo is going to have a ballstache if he insults my mother one more time

by Jilly Mulsprigs October 19, 2007

Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.

Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...

by jesta_ May 1, 2006

ballsacne

Acne that forms on your ballsack

Do you think proactive will work for my ballsacne?

by wantonaritus November 2, 2010

ballsacker

a person who sacks balls

Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER!

by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004

ballsmasher

When you hit someone in the balls with your knee then you are a ballsmasher

Bruh, You are such a ballsmasher you totally ballsmashed that ass Flavio!

by Mangoloverzzz June 6, 2016