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Calm person until u fuck with him , amazing dad, fun to be around , hardworking guy ,
Don't fuck with a joselo cuz then ur gonna fucked
Joselo by Secretgirls March 18, 2017
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Joselo is a sexy ass mf
Joselo by blackcat101rawrxd November 21, 2021
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joselyn is a short latina, very beautiful and funny. she has a amazing personality, you can always count on her for anything. if your having a bad day she will turn that into a amazing day. she has a one of a kind personality. she enjoys dancing and has a amazing laugh. she will always make you laugh the most. she’s very sensitive and can fall in love really deep very fast.she will do anything for her friends, if you try messing with any of her friends she will go crazy. if you ever meet a joselyn your very lucky and don’t ever loose her because that will be a mistake that you’ll always regret. she’s full of joy and she will try her best at hiding her pain. she’s a girl who goes through a lot but no one realizes because she’s always laughing and being goofy. she’s a very strong, smart, goofy, and beautiful girl. she’s really popular, everyone loves her. she’s a loyal person to her friends, family and a speacial someone. her smile can always light up a room and her laugh is definitely one of a kind. joselyn is just the best.
girl : joselyn you make me laugh so much i love you

boy: i never wanna loose you, your so beautiful.
She's probably Filipino or part-Filipino/Asian and is an amazing friend. But she'll call you out and leave you if you start getting toxic. She's probably short. She can be emotionally unavailable sometimes but she'll always put you first. THE BEST kind of lover who understands your love language and attachment style and is really supportive because she's either majoring in Psych or because she just always puts in that extra effort to understand you.
I wish I was Joselle.
Joselle by beeeepboop23 September 15, 2020

Joelololol 

A nickname for the world's best electronic music producer and performer Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5)
Haha Joelololol's lastest fb post was soooo funny!!!
Joelololol by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Someone that's perfect in every way you can imagine, but doesn't know it. She looks cute at every single angle. Her smile can fill up a person with happiness easily. Her eyes are just love traps, once you fall in them you can never escape. Her affection and love is a addicting drug. Not loving her is almost impossible.
Having a Joselin in your life is basically having everything in the world.
Joselin by Joselin's nigga June 30, 2018
If you run into a girl named Joselyn, she's usually a very short latina, brown hair, brown eyes, and beautiful. Joselyns are really talented and will always brighten up your day when having a bad day. She's smart, and has tons of friends. Joselyns can be slightly shy unless you get to actually know her.
She's someone you'd want to know!
Example: Bro... i don't know how to talk to Joselyn, i get hella shy around her.
Joselyn by Joselyn March 28, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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