Ballski

The ballski is a pair of shorts, that is designed with a “bomb bay” door on the bottom of the short, low in the crotch. The bomb bay has magnet close “doors” that allow for a mans balls to drop free and hang. Particularly, when it is warm and uncomfortable, the balls get fresh air. Variations of the design include a Masters Edition, that features a restrictor sleeve, made of silk hosiery, (like a stocking) that prevents old man balls from dropping too low. This sleeve also come treated for UV and bug protection. Other variations include sporting goods. Like the golfballski, PGA approved pants; the baseballski for ball players(haha); the basketballski (comes with a net); and the footballski.

There is a winter edition that includes a sleeve made of rabbit fur with a goretex lining.

Additional accessories include the sweatbalski, for addressing ball funk (it’s a spray, smells like lavender) and ballski balm- with or without self tanner.

The target market for this new product is largely Jimmy Buffet fans and old guys who just don’t give a fuck and want to hang their balls out no matter the setting.

-Biker and Nut

Hey man, you packin your ballskis to go on the Deschutes river trip?

by Mancavious Dartov May 29, 2020

Baldski

A youtube rapper who promised his fans he'd go bald if his new album reach no.1 on the official UK charts, but then pussies out cause he loves his cheeto hair too much.

Bahahahahaha #baldski

by TransportForNSW May 29, 2020

balaskin

The skin between your balls and your asshole.

"Youch! My balaskin is tore up!!!"

"Look Out, Get that hot poker away from my balaskin!"

"Dude, your balaskin is bleeding, Youch!"

"My balaskin is beautiful!"

by Steven H Mills December 20, 2009

BallSlicerZ

an organization that consists of the nouns: PandaR, Hinsonhui, and KelvinMak. If you don't know who they are, please look them up right now on this website. PandaR, being the start of ideas, the ideas go to KelvinMak (because he notices weird crap), then he upgrades it, and even publishes a new inside joke, or some other things such as posted on www.urbandictionary.com/pandaboyx . Nonetheless, the other ballslicer, hinsonhui, is a copyright and sometimes makes up copyrights or propagands ballslicerz's terms/inside jokes. This is the organization system of the BallslicerZ. They also have a Ventrilo channel named: BallSlicerZ, the password is the usual one for their organization. This organization was derived from the term: "Can i Just Slice my balls off?"

EX of the ballslicerz: (1 week ago, kelvin was being a dick and kept saying "k..?" during tennis which pissed off panda)
Panda: k..?
Kelvin: LOL CAN YOU STOP BEING ME? WAIT, we can start using that to piss people off LOL...
Panda: k..?

(next day Kelvin says "k..?" in vent but hinson thinks its spelled "..k?" so he says that)
Hinson: ..k?
Panda: WTF? HINSON'S COPYING US? and its "k..?" retard.
Hinson: ..k?
Kelvin: he kind of copied us but made it gayer?
Panda: k..?

by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009

Ballsfinger

A euphemism for penis, differentiated from the other fingers by having a pair of testicles (balls) nearby, hence the finger near the balls, or balls-finger.

"suck my ballsfinger!"

"what? suck MY ballsfinger!"

by Rodney Bollinger February 17, 2009

Ballsticles

A Combination of the words balls, and testicles, meaning the same thing.

"Don't kick me in the ballsticles!!"

by Billy-Bob-Joe Jr. January 21, 2009

balliskit

Grand Bay, AL slang for ballistic.

Bubba went balliskit when he discovered Jeri-Sue wanted to keep the trailer AND the coon hound, while leaving her only the 'mater patch.

Shelby Girl goes balliskit when she doesn't get her way.

by grand bay grandma March 15, 2005