Ballski
The ballski is a pair of shorts, that is designed with a “bomb bay” door on the bottom of the short, low in the crotch. The bomb bay has magnet close “doors” that allow for a mans balls to drop free and hang. Particularly, when it is warm and uncomfortable, the balls get fresh air. Variations of the design include a Masters Edition, that features a restrictor sleeve, made of silk hosiery, (like a stocking) that prevents old man balls from dropping too low. This sleeve also come treated for UV and bug protection. Other variations include sporting goods. Like the golfballski, PGA approved pants; the baseballski for ball players(haha); the basketballski (comes with a net); and the footballski.
There is a winter edition that includes a sleeve made of rabbit fur with a goretex lining.
Additional accessories include the sweatbalski, for addressing ball funk (it’s a spray, smells like lavender) and ballski balm- with or without self tanner.
The target market for this new product is largely Jimmy Buffet fans and old guys who just don’t give a fuck and want to hang their balls out no matter the setting.
-Biker and Nut
There is a winter edition that includes a sleeve made of rabbit fur with a goretex lining.
Additional accessories include the sweatbalski, for addressing ball funk (it’s a spray, smells like lavender) and ballski balm- with or without self tanner.
The target market for this new product is largely Jimmy Buffet fans and old guys who just don’t give a fuck and want to hang their balls out no matter the setting.
-Biker and Nut
Ballski by Mancavious Dartov May 29, 2020
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