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Ballsweiner 

A word used as a vulgarity substitute, when conditions don't allow for a word such as "nutsack" or "dick". Also, is mildly entertaining to bystandards with a good sense of humor when said loudly in an exclamatory fashion, similar to the way a vendor at a sports game would say "cold beer".
My aunt and uncle were in the room when i stubbed my toe, so instead of screaming "fuck", i shouted, "Ballsweiner!"

or

Why Jimmy, that's a lovely BALLSWEINER you've got there!
Ballsweiner by KarateDan23 September 26, 2009

Ballseye 

The sexual act of slapping anothers eyes with your testicles.
"Hey Marty did you see Bob's black eyes?"
"Yeah dude, he got the ballseye"
Ballseye by UPtheNOSEinbetweenTHETOES September 19, 2011

Ballsberg 

When a guy dips his balls in a beer before serving to a friend
Man drinks beer
Mate: Dude i just gave you a ballsberg
Ballsberg by Jonnystratt February 10, 2009

Ballseed 

(Noun)

1. A total douchebag; an asshole
2. Someone who either by negligence or stupidity fucks shit up.

3. A close friend or confidant who has decided without warning or reason to be a dick.
"Hey ballseed, you gonna pay me tonight or what??!"
Ballseed by anonymous January 24, 2023

Ballseye 

Commonly used to make fun of guys who got hit in the balls, same as in bullseye (right in the spot).
-Wrestler gets kicked in the balls during a wrestling match-

Wrestler: *screams* "ooohhh!!! My balls!!!"
Girls watching the match: Hahaha! ballseye!!!
Wrestler: *cries*
Ballseye by Nobli November 12, 2012

ballsberg 

when u dip ur balls into a beer and serve it
friend drinks beer
you "i just gave u a ballsberg"
ballsberg by xxx ur mums February 10, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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