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Ballsweiner 

A word used as a vulgarity substitute, when conditions don't allow for a word such as "nutsack" or "dick". Also, is mildly entertaining to bystandards with a good sense of humor when said loudly in an exclamatory fashion, similar to the way a vendor at a sports game would say "cold beer".
My aunt and uncle were in the room when i stubbed my toe, so instead of screaming "fuck", i shouted, "Ballsweiner!"

or

Why Jimmy, that's a lovely BALLSWEINER you've got there!
Ballsweiner by KarateDan23 September 26, 2009
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Ballaweiner 

The ballerina was lifted in the air by the male lead, the ballaweiner.
Ballaweiner by ghostsandgarnetscs February 22, 2023

Ballsnweiners 

A exotic restaurant that serves animal genitalia
Aye me Alex and Connor went out to the ballsnweiners last night the food was great
Ballsnweiners by Chase Carter March 5, 2021

Ballsener 

When you get so deep,your ball's drop in her.
Wow,I just went ballsener.
Ballsener by LarryLucio April 9, 2017

ballsheimer's

1. a mental condition wherein one forgets where his balls are, usually resulting in spineless actions and mannerisms.

2. in bowling, throwing several strikes continuously, and then suddenly losing your rhythm for no apparent reason, resulting often in one if not many poor throws.
1. "bro, jerry was saying how he was gonna tell his boss off for cutting his hours, but then he contracted ballsheimer's at the last minute and didn't say shit."

2. "i don't where my A game went, man, i think i got ballsheimer's."
ballsheimer's by xpnfx February 15, 2009

Balleweiner 

A male ballet dancer. (A ballerina with a weiner).
1) Dude, how can I score with some slutty hotties too?

2) Do what I did and start dancing.

1) Become a balleweiner, no way dude, I'm not wearing those tights!

2) Sounds like more chicken choking for you biatch!
Balleweiner by Carbon the Cat October 4, 2009

Balleweiner 

The masculine counterpart to a ballerina. A male that practices ballet is referred to as a balleweiner. It is much easier to differentiate a male ballet dancer and a female ballet dancer if you use Ballewiener instead of the traditional male gender specific ballrino.
That balleweiner jumps higher and runs faster than all the ballerinas, which is to be expected, because he's male and none is the ballerinos came to class today. |
Balleweiner by Balleweiner June 3, 2018
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