ballsauce

An extremely clean male scrotum.

Doctor: Wow nice ballsauce you have, you've passed the physical!
Tom: Thanks I keep it extra clean.

by inspirationals January 14, 2013

ballsauce

Historicaly the term used to define the discharge that comes out of my penis all over Matt Gullion's moms face.

Man...i blasted that bitch with my ballsauce...her face was soaked....what a fucking cockasaurus

by Jason Hance April 16, 2004

Ballsauce

An effeminate hipster eunuch found on oil sands mining sites. Usually found in their natural habitat molesting dirt, incoherently babbling about stockpiles resembling the Himalayas and power tripping on contractors. The term is derived from the olde English term for the viscous liquid found on their chin after meetings in the puzzle palace.

After a long day of of ego driven power tripping, Devon (pronounced De-Vahn) Ballsauce removes his skinny jeans to rub on his Ken doll mound before retiring for the evening.

by Edgar Clitkiller August 3, 2022

Ballsacktomy

A method of birth control.

The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.

Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.

"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."

by The Queen of Errythang July 20, 2014

Ballsack McGee

Epithet for a dweeb, loser, or any generally disliked person within a social circle. May refer to individuals interchangeably.

Dude, keep this party on the DL, I don't want Ballsack McGee showing up.

by NotBallsackMcGee August 9, 2012

Ballsack Bandit

A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.

Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!

by Boner Swag Man August 6, 2023

ballsac teebagger

A golf accessory that has a compartment for balls and a compartment for tees.

I cannot tee off yet as I left my ballsac teebagger in the clubhouse.

by Truckdriver April 14, 2009