That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.
I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.
by Dick Onchin July 7, 2020
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