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Ballsemic 

Series of letters used by retards on the 3rd floor of NSCC's Truro campus who don't know how to use the internet.

Sounds like an actual word. Balsamic.
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The word Ballsemic was created by someone who does not know what the internet is.
Ballsemic by davis320 September 23, 2010
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ballsalicious 

/bawl zuh LISH us/ adj.
Coined by Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show", in reference to colleague Stephen Colbert's performance at The 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner. Bold, ballsy, courageous, and per this example, in a way that is shocking and impressive, e.g. "Colbert's searing satire was ballsalicious."
"He (Colbert) did this 20-minute keynote address that I can only describe as ballsalicious. He was something to behold. Apparently he was under the impression they had hired him to do the thing he does on television every night. ... Boy, we've never been prouder of our Mr. Colbert. And...holy sh*t!"

- Jon Stewart
ballsalicious by miz m September 12, 2008

BallSlicerZ 

an organization that consists of the nouns: PandaR, Hinsonhui, and KelvinMak. If you don't know who they are, please look them up right now on this website. PandaR, being the start of ideas, the ideas go to KelvinMak (because he notices weird crap), then he upgrades it, and even publishes a new inside joke, or some other things such as posted on www.urbandictionary.com/pandaboyx . Nonetheless, the other ballslicer, hinsonhui, is a copyright and sometimes makes up copyrights or propagands ballslicerz's terms/inside jokes. This is the organization system of the BallslicerZ. They also have a Ventrilo channel named: BallSlicerZ, the password is the usual one for their organization. This organization was derived from the term: "Can i Just Slice my balls off?"
EX of the ballslicerz: (1 week ago, kelvin was being a dick and kept saying "k..?" during tennis which pissed off panda)
Panda: k..?
Kelvin: LOL CAN YOU STOP BEING ME? WAIT, we can start using that to piss people off LOL...
Panda: k..?

(next day Kelvin says "k..?" in vent but hinson thinks its spelled "..k?" so he says that)
Hinson: ..k?
Panda: WTF? HINSON'S COPYING US? and its "k..?" retard.
Hinson: ..k?
Kelvin: he kind of copied us but made it gayer?
Panda: k..?
BallSlicerZ by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009

Ballsticles 

A Combination of the words balls, and testicles, meaning the same thing.
"Don't kick me in the ballsticles!!"
Ballsticles by Billy-Bob-Joe Jr. January 21, 2009

Ballsamic Vinegar

The pungent, vinegar-scented sweat that builds around the scrotum on a hot day or after physical activity.
What a game! I've got to hit the shower to wash off all of this ballsamic vinegar before my girl friend comes over!

Ballslices 

An expression used to convey extreme frustration; pure disgust
Boss: "I'm going to have to ask you to come in on Saturday"
Employee: "BALLSLICES! That blows chunks, bitch!"

This soup tastes like ballslices!
Ballslices by ballmeister69 January 9, 2010

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette 

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.
Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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