Ballsemic

Series of letters used by retards on the 3rd floor of NSCC's Truro campus who don't know how to use the internet.

Sounds like an actual word. Balsamic.

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by davis320 September 23, 2010

ballsalicious

/bawl zuh LISH us/ adj.
Coined by Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show", in reference to colleague Stephen Colbert's performance at The 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner. Bold, ballsy, courageous, and per this example, in a way that is shocking and impressive, e.g. "Colbert's searing satire was ballsalicious."

"He (Colbert) did this 20-minute keynote address that I can only describe as ballsalicious. He was something to behold. Apparently he was under the impression they had hired him to do the thing he does on television every night. ... Boy, we've never been prouder of our Mr. Colbert. And...holy sh*t!"

- Jon Stewart

by miz m September 12, 2008

BallSlicerZ

an organization that consists of the nouns: PandaR, Hinsonhui, and KelvinMak. If you don't know who they are, please look them up right now on this website. PandaR, being the start of ideas, the ideas go to KelvinMak (because he notices weird crap), then he upgrades it, and even publishes a new inside joke, or some other things such as posted on www.urbandictionary.com/pandaboyx . Nonetheless, the other ballslicer, hinsonhui, is a copyright and sometimes makes up copyrights or propagands ballslicerz's terms/inside jokes. This is the organization system of the BallslicerZ. They also have a Ventrilo channel named: BallSlicerZ, the password is the usual one for their organization. This organization was derived from the term: "Can i Just Slice my balls off?"

EX of the ballslicerz: (1 week ago, kelvin was being a dick and kept saying "k..?" during tennis which pissed off panda)
Panda: k..?
Kelvin: LOL CAN YOU STOP BEING ME? WAIT, we can start using that to piss people off LOL...
Panda: k..?

(next day Kelvin says "k..?" in vent but hinson thinks its spelled "..k?" so he says that)
Hinson: ..k?
Panda: WTF? HINSON'S COPYING US? and its "k..?" retard.
Hinson: ..k?
Kelvin: he kind of copied us but made it gayer?
Panda: k..?

by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009

Ballsticles

A Combination of the words balls, and testicles, meaning the same thing.

"Don't kick me in the ballsticles!!"

by Billy-Bob-Joe Jr. January 21, 2009

Ballsamic Vinegar

The pungent, vinegar-scented sweat that builds around the scrotum on a hot day or after physical activity.

What a game! I've got to hit the shower to wash off all of this ballsamic vinegar before my girl friend comes over!

by JohnnyA-list April 20, 2008

Ballslices

An expression used to convey extreme frustration; pure disgust

Boss: "I'm going to have to ask you to come in on Saturday"
Employee: "BALLSLICES! That blows chunks, bitch!"

This soup tastes like ballslices!

by ballmeister69 January 9, 2010

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.

Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015