Skip to main content

Ballsackimus Maximus 

1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.
When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.

ballsacking 

To place your nutsack firmly upon an object for intentions of jealousy.
Friend One: That kid just moved away.
Friend Two: Let's make him jealous and ballsack his house!
Friend One: Sounds like a plan... let the ballsacking begin.
ballsacking by asphalt girl January 5, 2015

Ballsackistan 

A country ruled by assbags and ballsacks.
A group of total fagfaces. Their followers are called ballbaggers.
What total fags. They must be from ballsackistan. just look at the scrotelickers.

titty ballsacks 

Funny name for tits, which are essentially women's version of balls.
I punched her in her titty ballsack.

She had a rock set of titty ballsacks.
titty ballsacks by C_ntface April 12, 2017

ballsacks 

1. An expression of annoyance.

2. An general insult aimed at anything you like.
1. "ahh ballsacks, I just cut meself"

2. "saw Meet The Spartans last night.. what a load of total ballsacks that was"
ballsacks by MirrorriM March 29, 2008

ballsackusations 

When your girl falsely accuses a man of banging another brawd.
That bitch is making ballsackusations.
ballsackusations by Toonis Q December 16, 2015